150+ Best And Funny 70th Birthday Wishes And Messages

A 70th birthday is an important milestone. So, celebrate the auspicious occasion by sending 70th birthday wishes, and make the septuagenarian feel special. At this age, they have experienced joy, success, love, failure, pain, and, most importantly, an eventful life. Hence, it marks a special occasion for the person and everyone close to them. So, take the opportunity to acknowledge and appreciate their wise words and valuable company by sending these thoughtful and heartfelt birthday wishes.

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70th Birthday Wishes

Celebrate the 70th birthday of your dear one by creating lots of memories. Throw a surprise birthday party in their honor, and let all their dear ones share their birthday greetings.

  1. Happy 70th birthday to the sweetest person I know. Hope your today is full of happiness and joy.
  1. Wishing you a happy and wonderful 70th. Let’s pray together and celebrate your amazing life.
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  1. Mixed feelings on your 70th birthday. How come the years got completed so soon. Here’s wishing and praying that you reach the magic figure 100.
  1. Sending you lots of hugs and kisses on this special day! Happy 70th birthday to my amazing aunt!
  1. Happy 70th birthday, uncle. You prove that age is in the mind. Have the best time of your life today. Wishing you many happy returns of the day!
  1. It’s your birthday, we are going to celebrate the day! Hope it’s filled with happiness and plenty of love.
  1. Congratulations on being 70th years young! Your smile and energy remain as vigorous as ever. I hope you have a great day ahead!
  1. On the special occasion of your 70th birthday, you deserve to enjoy every special moment of it. Let’s make it wonderful together!
  1. I pray to the Lord that 24 hours of your 70th birthday become as memorable as the last 70 years of your life.
  1. Celebrate your birthday like a Rockstar! Exactly like you’ve celebrated your eventful life — with enthusiasm, excitement, and thrill. Happy 70th birthday.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! You don’t look a day above sixty if we go by looks. May you continue to live a happy and healthy life for an eternity.
  1. Wishing you the best for the coming years! I pray for your good health and long life on your 70th birthday.
  1. Happy birthday! 70 years passed so silently! You are still so young and muscular! Proud of you my oldie goldie!
  1. Have an amazing 70th birthday. I Hope you’ll always be this happy forever.
  1. 70 may be a wonderful number, but not as awesome as you! Hope you have an awesome 70th!
  1. Happy 70th birthday! You deserve all the happiness and joy! You’ve won many people’s hearts in these 70 years! Now, it’s time for you to cherish the best wishes received from loved ones!
Family celebrating 70-year-old Grandpa's birthday

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  1. Happy, fabulous 70th birthday to the sweetest, kindest, and most humble person. I hope you enjoy your day eating cake, drinking wine, and laughing around.
  1. Happy birthday! I hope that another year around the sun brings you immense joy, laughter, a brother, and a happier future.
  1. Wishing you an awesome birthday and hope you have a fantastic start to your 70s.
  1. Happy birthday! You just turned a year younger! Welcome this day with some cake, coffee, and charisma.
  1. For the past 70 years, you have left an incredible impact on the people around you, and I hope you continue to do so. Happy 70th birthday.
  1. Happy 70th birthday, I Hope you continue to be your sassy, witty, yet absolute sweety.
  1. You have spent an impeccable amount of time in your life making others’ lives better, and I truly hope that the universe repays you in the best way possible. Happy birthday!
  1. Happy 70 years of being the best man. Don’t worry, you’re not getting older, just better!
  1. Happy birthday to the man who lived his life with utmost passion and only gave love to everyone he came across.
  1. Happy 70th birthday. Hope you rock and roll in your 70s, too.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! May you always stay happy and healthy!
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the cutest woman, who still looks like a 40-year-old.
  1. A very good soul is turning 70. You are simply the best, I feel overwhelmed to be part of your life.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Now, you can happily enjoy your achievements, it’s time for you to relax and watch your kids hustle hard.
  1. Life is really awesome at 70. All you need to do is just relax and enjoy every moment on your special day.
  1. Happy birthday to someone special I have known for ages. The one that has experienced different shades of life with me! Happy 70th birthday!
  1. Cheers to my role model, keep inspiring us in your 70s as you did all your life!
  1. Happy birthday! Congrats for completing 70 years and keep rocking as always.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! May God bless you with many more years so that you can continue to spread your bright and positive energy everywhere.
  1. Wishing you a very happy 70th birthday, and cheers to having more fun adventures.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Hoping that turning 70 will bring you new joys and boundless love.
  1. Today is your 70th birthday, and you still have your amazing youthfulness. May you continue to enjoy good health and stay young forever.
  1. Sending you warm wishes, love, and hugs on your 70th birthday; you have been a guiding light to everyone around you.
  1. Happy birthday! May the coming years be full of amazing moments, happiness, and laughter.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! May this wonderful day be a reflection of the beautiful life you have lived and continue to do so.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Hope you know that you will always be admired for your strength and cherished for the sweet person you are.
  1. Let’s celebrate today and make memories that will last a lifetime. Happy 70th birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Another year of growing wiser, happier, older, and, of course, more fabulous.

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Along with birthday wishes, prepare a transitional video in which you display the septuagenarian’s pictures from a young age until now. It is interesting to see how they have aged beautifully over the years.

 Funny 70th Birthday Wishes

Bring some chuckle to the party! Bring a smile to their face with a funny 70th birthday wish, and make your oldie goldie laugh like mad on this joyous occasion.

  1. Attractive, dashing, sweet, amazing, intelligent, friendly, charming, cheerful, hilarious, fabulous, and witty… Well, that’s all about me… Happy 70th birthday!
  1. Happy birthday! The 70s are still great for dancing in the rain and fulfilling desires, but just remember to hold your grip tight!
  1. Congratulations on creating history; 70 years does sound like years and years ago!
  1. Happy 70th birthday, now you’re an old man but still a man.
  1. Congratulations on turning 70, and welcome to the age where your mind runs faster than your body.
  1. I know 70 sounds old, but not as old as you’ll be next year, so happy birthday!
  1. Congratulations on living so many lifetimes. Happy 70th birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Don’t be upset if you can’t race with your grandkids; you can still feast on canned apricots.
  1. Do you know? Those who live long have more birthdays than those who don’t. So here’s to you! A very happy birthday.
  1. Don’t be sad about turning 70; you’d still be just 10 in a dog’s age. Happy birthday.
  1. Happy birthday! No matter what they say, go ahead and rock the day and let your inner child have fun and play.
  1. 70 is 21 in Celsius! Happy 21st birthday!!
  1. You can do a rain dance if you wish to, seventy is still a young age to fulfill desires.
  1. Seventy years young and still shining brighter than the sun. Congratulations on completing a 7-decade-long trip around the sun!
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  1. We thought we would only get 70 candles to put on your cake this year, and you would blow each candle one by one. Happy Birthday!
  1. Here is a bug! Oh, sorry, a hug! Happy birthday! PS: 70’s joke!
  1. Congratulations, you were born many years ago. You created history!
  1. Happy birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
  1. A star was born 70 years ago, that is the best thing that ever happened. It’s your birthday, happy 70 years of stardom.
  1. Once you turn 70, you can again start wearing diapers. Growing old is a gift to enjoy childhood again. Do what you enjoy the most.
  1. The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
  1. Your wrinkles point to a great life and strong teeth, so what happened to your teeth?
  1. Playing with every kid in your family told me that you are close to 70. Happy Birthday, Senior Kid!
  1. Nothing is sweeter than you, so we don’t need a cake for your 70th birthday.
  1. Happy 70th B-Day! Let me post a selfie with my youngest friend.
  1. Happy 70th birthday, what you need is some amazing time, and just enjoy your sugar-free birthday cake.
  1. 70 really looks great on you, dear senior citizen! Happy B’day!
  1. Happy late 70th birthday greeting! Sending you a bucket full of love.
  1. Let’s go out and show the world that age 70 is the new 30. Let’s rock the party! Happy 70th Birthday!
  1. You’re a grown-up. You’re smart. You’re classy. You’re far too open-minded to be minding a present from me. Happy birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday, my dear one. Now that you’re a senior citizen, it’s high time to use the senior discount code at the local food joint.
  1. Happy 70th! You definitely don’t look 70. You look like a 20-year-old with white hair, little wrinkles, and lots of experience.
  1. Happy birthday, and welcome to the golden years of your life, but remember your memory may not remain golden.
  1. I don’t know if it’s just me, but I feel like it’s just us growing older and the rest remaining the same. Happy birthday, Pal!
  1. I hope this is the best birthday ever, but if it’s not, do not worry; you can still make 71 a better one. Happy birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Oops! We now need a LOT of candles on the cake.
  1. I’m confused. Should I wish you a happy retirement or a happy birthday? Let’s go with a happy birthday! Have an amazing one.
  1. Happy birthday! We know you love us immensely. After all, we’ve put up with you for this long.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Although you have a bald head now, I know you will forever have a young heart.
  1. You’re not very old, but you’re not very young either, so wishing you the best of both worlds, dear one, happy birthday.

70th Birthday Wishes For Dad

Dad’s place in our life is unparalleled, as we always look up to him. Celebrate his special day with love, laughter, and pure enjoyment.

  1. Dad’s place in our life is unparalleled, as we always look up to him. Celebrate his special day with love, laughter, and pure enjoyment.
  1. Happy 70th birthday, Dad! You have simply been the awesome caretaker. You taught me how to make life special! I am excited to celebrate this milestone with you.
  1. Wishing you a happy 70th birthday, dearest Father! Thank you for showering all your love on me. Love you for the support and advice that have helped in achieving success.
  1. Dear Daddy, I pray to the Lord that you have happiness, joy, and serenity in your life. On this momentous occasion, I wish you are blessed with health and happiness. Happy 70th birthday celebration!
  1. Dear Dad, you deserve all the happiness in this world.You are like a divine gift of God for me. Wishing you a healthy 70th birthday!
  1. Congrats for completing 70 years in this beautiful world. This is a really astonishing moment and I must confess that you receive all the energy and good health! Happy birthday, Dad!
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  1. From taking me to stargazing to fishing, you have filled my life with adventures, Dad. Thank you, and happy birthday to the best man.
  1. To my favorite man who’s turning older, wiser, and happier, happy birthday, Dad! We love and cherish you always and forever.
  1. Thank you for teaching me important life lessons and helping me discover myself. Happy birthday, dad!
  1. Today, you’re turning 70, and I am thrilled to celebrate this milestone with you. Happy 70th birthday!
  1. So proud to be your child, Dad. Thank you for always being there for me. Happy birthday!
  1. I hope that these 24 hours of your birthday are as awesome and majestic as you are. Happy birthday!
  1. 70 years old, for me its70 years of success. Dad, you are the best person I know and you should be appreciated just for what you are. Happy 70th my hero! I wish you health and happiness all day.
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the most influential man of my life. You have always guided me in my way. You’re a wonderful father.
  1. It doesn’t matter you turned seventy or eighty; you will always be my first and only hero,Dad!
  1. On your 70th birthday, I just wish to enjoy every single moment. I can’t thank you enough for what all you’ve done for us. Proud to be your son, dad. Love you and have a great day!!
  1. Dad, today is your 70th year in this world, and you have definitely made it a wonderful place for all of us. Happy birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday, Dad! Thank you for being such a stellar father and my guiding star.
  1. Dad, on this day, I truly hope that God grants you success, good health, and energy so that you live many years more. Happy birthday.
  1. Today, I would like to thank you for your knowledge and wisdom; it has made me who I am. Happy 70 years of being the best father!
  1. To the best father, on your 70th birthday, I wish for you to continue living life with the utmost passion, grace, and calmness.
  1. Your 70th birthday looks like the perfect time to thank you for literally everything you have done for me. From teaching me to ride a bicycle to guiding me through life’s struggles. Hope you have an amazing birthday, Dad.
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the dad who always motivated me to chase my dreams and showered me with unwavering support.
  1. Happy birthday, Dad. Cheers to all the amazing memories we have made over the years and to the many more to come.
  1. To my favorite human on the entire planet, happy birthday! Let’s party and make some cherished memories.
  1. Today, we celebrate your birthday and your kindness, wisdom, and goodness. Happy birthday, my hero!

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Put images of gifts you wish to buy for your parent in a bowl. Ask your father to pick one, and get that to find a beautiful smile on their face.

70th Birthday Wishes For Mom

Everything is awesome about mothers, their food, fashion, style, and also gossips. Celebrate their life as they complete seven decades and thank them for being the best ever!

  1. Everything is awesome about mothers, their food, fashion, style, and gossip. Celebrate their life as they complete seven decades and thank them for being the best ever!
  1. Dear mother, as you reach this milestone of completing 70 years, I want to thank you for being the best ever. I wish that God rewards you with many exciting surprises in the coming years. Happy 70th birthday, Mom!
  1. Happy birthday to the adorable and sweetest 70-year-old in the world! You have been outstanding in every phase of my life. I feel proud that I am the luckiest child.
  1. Your love, coziness, and guidance are all awesome, just like your amazing nature. I can’t imagine my world without you. Happy 70th anniversary to the best mom!
  1. Mom, on your 70th birthday today, I wish you lots of happiness, joy, love, and good health. I pray that these gifts lead you to a happy life in the coming years. God is great and he will make my wishes come true.
  1. Happy 70th birthday! Words fail me when I want to express my love towards you. I feel fortunate to be a part of your life. You are amazing and my only role model in life.
  1. My sweet mother, you spent your entire life filling my life with joy and happiness. You deserve every blessing of God on this special day. Congratulations on turning 70!
  1. Mom, I just wonder how you still look impeccable at 70. You’ve brought our family respect and glory. You’re simply awesome. I wish to be just like you when I celebrate my 70th birthday.
  1. Happy 70th birthday to an angel. I always appreciate your love, care, and sacrifices, mom.
  1. Seventy years have passed, and you still look as young as a fifteen-year-old mom. That’s amazing! Love you always!
  1. You are the angel that taught me the importance of being kind. Your life is an inspiration for everyone around you. Let’s welcome your 70th together!
  1. An outstanding woman deserves countless praises. May God bless always with health and happiness mom! Happy 70th birthday!
  1. Happy birthday to the mum who’s always been an epitome of grace, power, and resilience. You never fail to inspire us.
  1. From holding me through heartbreaks to cheering me on sports day, happy birthday to the best mum ever!
  1. Happy birthday, Mum. I hope this plum cake, wine, and lilies bring joy to your day!
  1. Happy birthday to the most adorable mum! I am so lucky to have you in every phase of my life.
  1. Thank you, Mum, for teaching me what family and love mean. Happy birthday!
  1. Happy 70th birthday, Mum! Let’s dance to your favorite music, eat loads of turkey and fries, and celebrate!
  1. Congratulations on turning 70, mum! My heart is filled with pride to see you age so gracefully and turn into a loving grandma.
  1. Happy birthday, Mum! I thank God every day for blessing me with you.
  1. Everyone is lucky to have a kind, honest, and lovely person like you around them, Mum! Hope you are always this bubbly and fun. Happy birthday.
  1. On your 70th birthday, I pray God blesses me with many more years of your delicious, love-filled cooking. Happy birthday, Mum!
  1. You have blessed my life. The best gift I received from God is being born as your daughter. The only way I can pay you back is by living up to your name Mom. Here’s wishing you a Happy 70th birthday mom!!
  1. As you board this new age, may you find the journey fulfilling. May you witness love like never before. Happy 70th birthday, my dearest mom.
  1. Today, I will tell the world how beautiful, gorgeous, and virtuous you are. Your humility is one to be envied. Your sacrifice cannot be measured. You are the best gift I ever received. Happy 70th birthday my loving mother.
  1. Have I ever told you how amazing you are? Mom, you are the best gift of God. I wish you good health and a long life. Happy 70th birthday.
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the greatest mother, woman, and beauty of beauties. Your soul is as beautiful as mother nature. Happy birthday to my precious!
  1. Happy 70th birthday. Praying day and night for your good health and long life! Keep me blessed with your love!
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  1. Happy 70th birthday. I took a day off from work to celebrate you, mother. You mean the world to me!
  1. Sun shines brighter this morning. The weather is awesome, it’s the 70th birthday of my dearest mom. The stars will brighten the evening. And the moon will bring charm to the night. Happy 70th birthday.
  1. Let’s raise a toast for the most wonderful mother in the world. Mommy, as you enter a new chapter of life, I pray for your long life. I also pray to God to shower you with joy and peace. Happy birthday Mommy!!
  1. Happy birthday to you, mother. You are an inspiration for me. I appreciate your hard work and efforts that made me who I am. Love you lots! Happy 70th birthday!
  1. You rock my world mom! Celebrating your 70th birthday gives me immense pleasure. I pray to God to always keep showering his blessings on our family. Keep shining, love you!
  1. Happy birthday, Mom! You have made my every day better by simply existing, and for that, I’m very grateful.
  1. Happy 70th birthday, mum! Thank you for being the perfect mum one could ever have. I have so much gratitude for you. Enjoy your day!
  1. Today, on your 70th birthday, I want to thank you for being my guiding light and my best friend. Happy birthday, Mum!
  1. On your 70th birthday, I would like to take the opportunity to thank you for all the times you have been my best friend and confidant. Happy birthday, my beautiful mum.
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the kindest person I know. Hoping your day is as amazing as you are.
  1. To the most gorgeous woman in my life, I have always admired your strength and grace. Happy birthday, Mum!
  1. Happy birthday, Mum! You have always given us the best, be it memories, the delicious food, or the best summer vacations of our lives. Thank you, Mum, and we love you.
  1. To the woman who’s always been by my side and showered me with love and care, happy birthday, rock star!
  1. Happy 70th birthday to the greatest mother, teacher, friend, and partner in crime.
  1. Happy 70th birthday, mum! Hope you enjoy your day with us and your grandkids. You’re the best thing that ever happened to us.
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Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is a 70th birthday called?

A 70th birthday is called a platinum jubilee. Platinum is the color that represents the 70th birthday, whereas a jubilee is a word used to mark a celebratory occasion, such as a birthday or anniversary. When an individual turns 70, they are called a septuagenarian.

2. What are the benefits of turning 70?

Individuals at this age have plenty of time to indulge in activities or hobbies they had been postponing to rear their children. Now, they can spend time with family and friends and travel to locations that had always been on their bucket lists. It’s the time they can relax and reflect on the wonderful life they have spent with their loved ones. They can also spend time with their grandchildren and contribute to their positive growth and development.

3. Is 70 a golden birthday?

A golden birthday occurs when a person turns the same age as their birth date. So, if you were born on September 14, your golden birthday is the year you turned 14. Since 70 is not a date, it is not considered a golden birthday.

4. How can I make a 70th birthday wish more personal and meaningful?

You can begin the birthday greeting by mentioning the person’s accomplishments. Then include your most beautiful memories with them and how they influenced your life. Also, reflect on some significant moments in their lives and how much they are loved by everyone. Finally, you may end it by wishing them good health and a long life.

5. What are some creative ways to express 70th birthday wishes, aside from a traditional greeting card?

You can create a memory jar filled with handwritten notes by the family and friends of the person. Each note should highlight a special reminiscence about the birthday person. Create a video montage of the birthday person’s old and new photos and videos or make a photo album containing photos of the birthday person. Also, ask their close ones if they have any pictures of the birthday person to surprise them with some previously unseen shots.

6. How can I personalize a 70th birthday wish to reflect the recipient’s hobbies or interests?

Write a song to wish a music fan a happy birthday. Compose a happy birthday poem for a literature enthusiast. If they are a sports fan, make a poster with photographs of their favorite sportsmen in action, replace the player’s face with the birthday person’s face, and gift it on their birthday. Or if they like a TV show, give them some show paraphernalia along with a birthday note written by you.

The 70th birthday is a remarkable feat that warrants a grand celebration. So plan a fun party with delicious foods, cake, and unique return gifts for guests. Additionally, pen down heartfelt birthday wishes for the birthday boy or girl. To help you with that are these heartwarming 70th birthday wishes that can help you show your affection effortlessly. Pick a birthday wish you like the most, or take it as an inspiration to carve your own thoughts into words. Either way, express your love, respect, admiration, and gratitude to the special person in your life and make the occasion unforgettable.

Infographic: Funny 70th Birthday Wishes

It is a momentous milestone when someone is nearing their 70th birthday. So whether you wish them with a greeting card or share amusing words with them directly, this infographic can help you convey your thoughts in a humor-filled manner to leave them giggling.

70th birthday wishes (infographic)

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Join us in celebrating a lifetime of wisdom, love, and laughter as we compile heartfelt 70th birthday wishes and quotes for those you cherish and admire. Cheers to 70 amazing years!

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Vinita Agrawal is an accomplished poet hailing from Indore, India. She has garnered significant recognition for her poetic endeavors, including winning the prestigious Proverse prize in Hong Kong in 2021 for her collection of poems titled "Twilight Language." Vinita has been the recipient of several awards, such as the Rabindranath Tagore Literary Prize in 2018 and the Gayatri GaMarsh Memorial...read full bio