100 Most Hilarious Disney Jokes For Kids

100 Most Hilarious Disney Jokes For Kids

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Disney characters are iconic and are a favorite for kids. They have managed to capture the attention of children and adults alike. Kids love jokes and riddles about Disney characters.

Whether it is Mickey Mouse, The Lion King, Frozen, or Cinderella, children easily identify with Disney movies and characters.

In this post, we bring you a long list of Disney jokes for kids to make your children laugh out loud.

100 Disney Jokes For Kids

Share these amusing and witty jokes based on Disney characters with your children and make family time more lively.

1. What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?

Her glass flipper

2. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

High Hue, High Hue!

3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will “Let it go, let it go…”

4. Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

5. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”

6. Why is Cinderella terrible at netball?

Because she always runs away from the ball

7. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy

8. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?

It was glove at first sight.

9. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball and has a pumpkin for a coach

10. What did Snow White call her chicken?

Egg White

11. How cold was it at Disney World?

So cold that Donald Duck was wearing pants

12. How do you keep Pumba from charging you?

Take away his credit cards

13. Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?

Because it was feeling crummy

14. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?

Be a bit more Simbathetic!

15. Which Disney princess makes the best judge?

Snow White; she’s the fairest of them all

16. What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?

Beauty And The Bees

17. What did the rapper Lil Jon say when he visited Disneyland?

Turn down for Walt

18. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?

Cold cream

19. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

Because the carton said “concentrate”

20. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C!

21. How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?

It waves

22. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

Because Donald ducked

23. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

Because he won the No-Belle Prize

24. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?

Hello, it’s Smee!

25. Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:

Yoda Lay-Heehoo

26. What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?

Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way

27. What’s Mickey Mouses’ favorite treat?

Mice cream

28. Why did Mickey go into outer space?

To find Pluto

29. Why did Donkey cross the road?

He wanted to visit his “neigh-bor” Shrek.

30.What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

Sour grapes

31. Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel

32. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she’s in Wonderland

33. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

He Neverlands

34. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

Mouserable

35. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van

36. What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?

Disney matter

37. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

“Move fasta” (Mufasa)

38. What does an Olaf eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

39. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation

40. Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?

The police thought she was someone Elsa…

41. Why did Sleepy go to bed in the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

42. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?

Put it on my bill

43. What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond

44. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

45. Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?

Because Hamm was being a bore

46. Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?

Because she’s cute as shell

47. How does Disney World get a tissue to dance?

They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.

48. Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small

49. Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favorite?

Moo-lan

50. What does Ariel like to put on her toast?

Merma-lade

51. Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

The second-hand store

52. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books

53. Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?

He was going on a Minnie vacation.

54. Who won the race of princesses?

Rapunzel, By a hair!

55. What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?

A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio

56. What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes?

A choo choo train

57. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

Six out of seven of them aren’t Happy.

58. Who does Ariel call when one of her friends is missing?

The Lost and Flounder line

59. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?

Mulan Rouge

60. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?

He heard he might get a hole in one.

61. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?

Cinder-ella

62. Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?

Because he had Disney spells.

63. What did Hamm build his house out of?

Mahogany

64. Why is Yoda such a fantastic gardener?

He has green fingers!

65. Where does Sarge keep his armies in Toy Story?

In his sleevies

66. What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?

Honey!

67. Where can Ariel and all of her fishy friends be found?

Under the sea

68. Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?

Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.

69. Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?

He always has a hunch.

70. What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?

Audi!

71. What do you call a lion with no eyes?

Lon

72. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?

An iPad Minnie

73. What is Captain Hook’s favorite letter?

aRRRRRRgh

74. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrgh-by’s

75. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?

Minnie-golf

76. Why does Jessie say she’s undefeated at darts?

Because she always gets Bullseye!

77. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?

MC Hammer

78. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

Evaporated Milk

79. Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear’s favorite?

Mars bars and milky ways

80. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

Wendy’s

81. Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the ocean?

To go with the jellyfish

82. From where does Tarzan get most of his clothes?

Jungle-sales!

83. If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?

Duck

84. When does Donald Duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn

85. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?

He has a meltdown

86. What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?

Floor-E duh

87. What is the Cheshire cat’s favorite color?

Puuurple

88. What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?

That hit the spot

89. Who does Mickey say is his favorite pop star?

Britney Ears

90. What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?

Moo-sical chairs

91. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Jungle Bells

92. Where do Disney characters like to eat?

Mickey D’s

93. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

94. What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?

S-Tinkerbell

95. Why do people go to Disneyland?

So they can get a little goofy

96. What Disney character would you ask to fix something?

Tinkerbell

97. What music does Buzz Lightyear like best?

Nep-tunes

98. Why did Sven try to eat Olaf’s nose?

Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all

99. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

“Someday, my prints will come!”

100. How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?

Moo-dy

People of all age groups enjoy good jokes and riddles. These humorous Disney jokes can be shared with anyone to have a great time. Tell these jokes to your children when they feel down and spread laughter.

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