100+ Dumb And Stupid Questions To Ask Your Friends

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Sometimes, all you need to have a good time is to ask some nonsensical questions to your friends. Thus, we tell you some dumb and stupid questions to ask your friends in this post. These questions guarantee hilarious responses and will help you start a funny conversation with your buddies anytime, anywhere.

When you are bored and having a dull day and want to make something happen, an informal and stimulating conversation can help you have a good time and make your day worthwhile. So, add some spice to your mundane conversations with these stupid questions.

100+ Dumb And Stupid Questions To Ask Your Friends

Annoy your best friends with these stupid questions and bring everyone a lot of fun to your conversation.

  1. What are the two things you can ask at a grocery store that will raise the eyebrows of the shopkeeper?
  1. If you have a superpower to replace water with something, then what will it be?
  1. If you can talk with any animal, which one would it be? Please don’t answer Donkey!
  1. If you could merge two countries, what would they be?
  1. How much fried chicken did Arnold eat to win Mr. Universe?
  1. What will be the worst selfie idea for Tinder?
  1. Who would you bite first if you were a mosquito?
  1. If you were real-life Jack Sparrow, whom would you take on your pirate ship?
  1. If you get Lady Gaga’s pet dog as a gift, what would you do next?
  1. Name something that you smell every day but fear to disclose in public?
  1. What if you were Donald Trump’s ex-lover?
  1. You won free tickets to the Tomorrow Land 2022 festival, and you can take three senior family members with you on all paid expense trips. Whom will you choose and why?
  1. If you were one among three identical brothers, what would you do?
  1. What if you are left on a stranded island with a bottle of cola and Mentos?
  1. Somebody kidnaps you and tattoos all your body, and leaves you back home. What would be your reaction?
  1. What if you get a punishment to kneel outside your girlfriend’s house the whole day?
  1. If you could swap your name with a celebrity, who would that be?
  1. Your friends take you to Mount Everest and leave you there with a mountain dog. What will you do?

Stupid Questions To Ask Your Friends

Sometimes, it feels bored like hell at home, especially when your friends are away, and you can’t see them for fun chit-chat. Instead, roll some fun by sharing these stupid questions with your friends.

  1. How would you feel if Dan Bilzerian asked you to be his secretary?
  1. McDonald’s offers the latest BMW car to the person who finishes 100 McChicken burgers in an hour. Would you join the contest?
  1. Why do you sleep in the bedroom and not the kitchen?
  1. Have you ever played police siren in your car speaker to feel the ‘Need For Speed’ adrenalin rush?
  1. Red Bull is sponsoring someone who can live in the Amazon forest for a year? Are you up for the challenge?
  1. You receive a mail stating that you’ve won a jackpot prize of 1 million dollars. Will you give your credit card info in response?
  1. If you board a cab and find Tupac sitting inside, will you call Eminem or Dr. Dre?
  1. Why do people say goodbye when they again meet you the next day at the office?
  1. I will kiss you in public, how will you feel? Overwhelmed or underwhelmed?
  1. Share three instances where you misspelled text while typing and put yourself in an awkward situation.
  1. What would be the meaning of your name if it’s listed in the dictionary?
  1. If a puppy eats 1000 bags of Pedigree to grow into a dog, how much Pedigree will it take to raise 369 puppies?
  1. If NASA sends you to Mars with a monkey, what would be your reaction?
  1. What is the word that your heart wants to hear when you are with me?
  1. Amazon is sending free Nike sneakers to 100 people who would share the photos 100 times on Instagram? Name the list of people you are planning to send the offer messages to!
  1. What will you do if you find a money tree? Would you deposit the tree in the bank?
  1. Your great-grandfather left a will for his great-grandson to take over a beautiful palace in Scotland? Who would you take with you to Scotland?
  1. Will you be the butter to my toast?
  1. Why don’t you sleep with blankets in summer?
  1. Cops are after you for stealing Mayor’s vintage car? Did you really do it?
  1. Should I charge you like my smartphone when your battery gets low?

Dumb Questions To Ask Your Friends

Why serious when friendship is all about fun, care, and joy? Spread happiness amongst your group of best buddies with these dumb questions.

  1. What would be your nickname if your surname was ‘Juice’?
  1. Can toddlers remember their dreams?
  1. Why are berries not in rainbow color?
  1. Doesn’t your lipstick get spoiled when you eat grilled chicken drumsticks?
  1. Why do 90’s superheroes wear underwear over their pants?
  1. Why don’t you call 911 when you are bored?
  1. Why are you always curious, as if you are Sherlock Holmes?
  1. Have you ever thought of eating the chewing gum again after spitting it?
  1. Why don’t you keep clothes inside the refrigerator?
  1. Would you steal pizza from Domino’s if there’s no one around?
  1. Do you want to become famous overnight?
  1. Give me five reasons why you are bad and one good reason why you are dumb?
  1. If you need to fight a funny opponent in a wrestling match, whom will you choose?
  1. Why don’t people sit inside refrigerators when they feel heat waves in summer?
  1. What if you enter the real world like a GTA Vice City video game? Are you still thinking of doing stunts?
  1. Why don’t people smell laughing gas when they feel sad?
  1. Why do you have to shut down Windows? Can’t you simply switch off the PC like a TV?
  1. Marvel is looking for a new superhero character; why don’t you try? You really look like Ninja Turtle.
  1. Do you want to change your job? I am looking for a personal secretary.
  1. Can you sleep with bats and feel like batman the next morning?
  1. Why don’t people go for white tattoos?
  1. Can you wash dishes for free food?
  1. Why can’t dogs talk like they do in movies?
  1. Would you act in the Harry Potter series if they decide to relaunch the franchise?
  1. Will you jump in the cow dung pit if I offer you a free Netflix subscription for five years?
  1. Is it a good idea to hang out wearing a Halloween costume on a random day?
  1. What if a virus infection makes you a zombie?

Random Nonsense Questions For Best Friend

Looking forward to getting onto your best friend’s nerves? Send them these nonsense questions.

  1. How would you feel if your boss gave you early morning birthday bumps?
  1. What if you were part of the conspiracy in Julies Caesar?
  1. Do you want to fly for free to Las Vegas?
  1. What would happen if I feed your dog lean muscle mass whey protein?
  1. How would you justify if police mistake you for a drug dealer and arrest you?
  1. You discover a time machine that sends you to the 18th century. How would you explain to people that you came from the future?
  1. Do you wish to visit Narnia for the New Year 2022?
  1. What will you do if Joker kidnaps you and hides you in Gotham?
  1. Would you eat fried chicken every day if you were the owner of KFC?
  1. Why don’t boys wear skirts?
  1. What would a doctor do if he gets a heart attack at the hospital?
  1. How will you feel if I pinch your nose?
  1. If roses were violet, what flower would couples exchange?
  1. What did the octopus say when the Chinese chef deep-fried his tentacles?
  1. Will you hack my Instagram if I tell you my password is your name?
  1. Why do mosquitoes love bloody merry mocktails?
  1. Why doesn’t pizza come in round boxes?
  1. Why doesn’t the government install an alarm at the city center, so everyone can wake up on time?
  1. What would you do if someone threw you into the mud?
  1. What if birds walk and talk like humans?
  1. Can you spot someone’s tears underwater?
  1. Could you answer why scientists could not resolve the unsolved mysteries?
  1. Do people on mars have hands and feet?
  1. Why did Priyanka Chopra marry Nick Jones?
  1. If you pamper a cow, will it give spoiled milk?
  1. Do we really get wings if we drink Red Bull?
  1. Name the first person to milk a cow?
  1. Who came first, the hen or the egg?
  1. Why do police always come late in Bollywood movies?
  1. Do mermaids still live in the hidden city of Atlantis?
  1. Why are people working from home? Why not work from the garden?
  1. How different would science be if Newton sat under a coconut tree instead of an apple tree?
  1. Why don’t you talk to the President about your misery instead of crying in front of your wife?
  1. Tell me something about your life 1000 years back?
  1. Why do people look into their smartphones while walking?
  1. Name the disease which makes your night sleepless and you don’t feel hungry anymore?
  1. Where would you check the meanings of words if there was no dictionary?
  1. Why do we say ‘after dark’ when it’s actually after light?
  1. Do you need an appointment to see a psychiatrist, or will they be expecting you?
  1. Do your toothpaste has salt in it?
  1. Why are there self-help groups if it’s supposed to be self-help?
  1. Is the sea salty because the shore never waves back?
  1. If an unidentified flying object fell to the ground and people could identify what it was, would it still be called an unidentified flying object?
  1. What do you call a male ladybug?
  1. If I drive a front-wheel-drive car in reverse, does it become rear-wheel-drive car?
  1. If you can say that you’re speechless, doesn’t that mean you could talk and thus not be speechless?
  1. What is the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
  1. Why do we say that something is ‘out of whack’? What is whack in the first place?
  1. Why do people say that something sells like ‘hotcakes’ if they sell out fast? How fast do hotcakes sell?

Friendship without fun and laughter is boring. You need to engage in fun activities and pranks to keep the thrill going. We hope you will have loads of fun time with your friends by sharing these dumb and stupid quotes.

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Shikha Thakur

Shikha is a writer-turned-associate editor at MomJunction. Having done a certification in Relationship Coaching, her core interest lies in writing articles that guide couples through their courtship to marriage and parenthood. She also specializes in baby names. Being a postgraduate in Human Resources from Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University, she likes understanding people and their relationships. This reflects in her relationship... more