250+ Funny And Cute Flirting Quotes For Him

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The most exciting time in a relationship is when it first begins. It’s all about chasing, flirting, and ultimately winning your partner’s heart. After a few years, however, complacency sets in, and you may neglect the enjoyable aspects. If you can relate, then this post on flirting quotes for him can help you break the monotony.

Flirting back, teasing, or engaging in flirty banter with your darling is one of the simplest techniques you can try. It not only makes your lover feel special and attractive, but it also breaks the routine of your relationship. When your partner consistently makes efforts to keep you happy, you need to step up your game and keep the flame alive in your relationship. If you’re unsure where to begin, we’ve compiled a list of fun and light-hearted flirting statements for him. Choose the goofy ones and send him a sassy note right away.

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250+ Ultimate Flirting Quotes For Him

Flirting is the best way to set the mood and make your beloved joyful. Read for humorous flirting quotes to make him fall for you all over again.

Hey, boy, are you a camera? I smile every time I look at you.
I crave you more than I crave chocolate.
You always look so tempting. Can I have you for dinner tonight?

Hey, can you please send me your picture? I want to send Santa my wish list for Christmas.
Seeing you is like having a cup of coffee. You are rejuvenating!
I want to Netflix and chill with you. Are you in?
Your smile is like the red traffic light. It makes my heart stop.
Your every touch sets my body on fire and sends my mind into a frenzy.

Hey, do you miss me? A) Yes B) Most definitely
I am in the mood for a hot bubble bath. Want to join me later?
It’s sad you’re having a bad day. Meet me, and I will make sure you have a good night.
If your heart were a jail, I would love to serve a life sentence.
Every time I watch a romcom, I always imagine you and me in the lead role.

If I ever publish my feelings for you, it will become a bestselling romance novel.
Hey boy, that shirt looks good on you, but you look the best when you are without it.
Why are you so hot? I can’t focus on anything except you.
I am calling the police. I am filing a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

Hey boy, are you a magician? Because with you, the world disappears.
They say Paris is the city of love. Clearly, they have never stayed in your heart.
Can you guess what I am wearing? The beautiful smile you gave me.
I have no sense of direction, but I never forget the route to your heart.

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Boy, you are all fine, and I am so glad you are mine!
Are you a superhero? You make all my worries vanish and keep me safe.
My soul craves the sound of your sexy voice. Can you whisper to me?
I wish I were your mirror. Then I would get to see you every morning.
I had a sexy dream last night. You were in the leading role.

I can resist chocolate, but I can’t resist that sexy smile of yours.
It’s chilly tonight. I can’t wait to be cocooned in the warmth of your sexy body!
I didn’t know what my dream guy should be like until I met you.
If being sexy was a crime, you would be in jail.
You are like pure whiskey, strong and intoxicating.

Do you know what I look best in? Your strong arms!
I thought Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive until I met you.
It is said that kissing is the language of love. Let’s speak the language tonight.
Are you glue? My eyes are stuck on you!
Can you call the doctor? I lose my breath every time you look at me.

Let’s play a game. If I win, you will kiss me; if you win, I will kiss you.
Good guys are difficult to find. I must be the best detective in the world!
I wish I were a cat. I would get nine lives to share with you.
I hope you carry a band-aid. I fall for you every time you look into my eyes.

Are you on Twitter? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
Are you amnesia? You make me forget the world.
My lips are lonely. Could your lips give them some company?
I thought perfection is overrated, and then I met you.
Are you a choreographer? My heart loves dancing to your tunes.

Your eyes are a beautiful ocean. I want to swim in them and not even come up for air.
Will you have dinner with me tonight? You can have me for dessert.

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They say nothing lasts forever. I want you to be my nothing.
A day without you feels like the earth without sunshine, dark and barren.
I never believed in forever, but with you, forever is the only thing I dream of.

Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Can I please cuddle with you tonight?
I never knew losing was so beautiful until I lost myself in you.
I am dying to have an adventure with you. Can we start one tonight?
Can you teach me the language of your eyes? I become tongue-tied every time you smile.
I thought heaven didn’t exist, but then you arrived, and I experienced it.

You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
I am holding my phone, but I wish to hold you.
I was impressed with God when I met you. He really made a masterpiece this time.
I am missing you so much that I am wearing your shirt to revel in your scent.
You have perfect hair. Can I mess it up tonight?

It is easier to stop breathing than to stop thinking about you.
I am feeling incomplete without you. Can you come and make me complete?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the sun rise in the west?
I want to fulfill your every wish. Can you come by and let me try?
You are so mind-blowingly hot that I get tanned every time you are near.
I didn’t believe in love at first sight, but then I met you.
Do you know why I love the keyboard? It has U and I together.
Can I meet your parents? I want to thank them for gifting you.
The moment I open my eyes, I see you. Every time I close my eyes, I dream about you. You are driving me crazy.
I need some directions. Can you show me the quickest way to your heart?
The best thing in the world is waking up in your arms.
Hope you aren’t working too hard. You need some energy for what I have planned for tonight.
My hands miss the feel of warmth. Can you please come and hold them?
Your beautiful body is a wonderland. Can I be your Alice tonight?
I was reading about different kissing techniques. Can I practice with you tonight?

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Can you find a cardiologist for me? My heart somersaults every time you are near.
You look familiar. Are you the dream guy who has been making my dreams special?
Will you kiss me tonight, or should I inspire you by arranging a mistletoe?
Is your name “Mine”? Because every time you are near, my heart screams the word.
Apart from stealing my heart, what do you do for a living?
Life without you is pizza without cheese, tasteless.
I want us to be so close that none of us know where I end and you begin.
If you were a needle, I would get injected every day.
If kisses were stars, I would send you the whole galaxy.
I need my lucky charm tonight. Can you please come over?
Hey, I am your dream girl. Were you looking for me?
Do you know who the hottest person on the planet is? The answer is the second word.
I love to play dirty. Want to play with me tonight?
I am cooking for my dream man tonight. Can you be the guest of honor?
Is your name Netflix? Because I can watch you for hours and never get bored.

You are like a bar of chocolate. Dark, smooth, and delicious.
I was a hard-working person. Now all I do all day is think about you.
I have taken leave from work today. You have made me lovesick.
I thought a guy can not be smart and hot, then you arrived and proved me wrong.
How can you look more handsome every time we meet? Do you know magic?
With you by my side, I can walk to the end of the world and not get tired.
My eyes are acting funny. Everywhere I look, I just see you.
I got a new tattoo in a secret place. Do you want to explore it tonight?

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I can’t wait to feel your soft lips on mine.
Whenever I am in your arms, I want the time to stand still so that we stay like this forever.
Hey, are you listening? My heart is singing you a love song.
Every second without you feels like an eternity.
Hey handsome, do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
I have always been a good girl, but you make me want to do bad things.
Without you, my nights are sleepless, my days are hopeless, and I am senseless.

Holding you feels like holding the whole world in my hands.
I am addicted to your heady scent. Can you send me a bottle of it?
Have you heard? You have been named the 8^th wonder of the world.
I had a dream, you and me lying on a picturesque beach. Let’s make it a reality.
With your every smile, I fall deeper in love with you.
If you were a drug, I would overdose on you.
I am tired of flirting over the phone. Please come over so that I can do it in person.
I am crazy in love, and it’s entirely your fault.
I never thought I would fall for someone. You are my only exception.
I promise to make your morning coffee perfect with a spoonful of my love and a pinch of my sweet kisses.
All your clothes look amazing on you, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.
Staring at you is my favorite pastime.
You are the powerful temptation, which a sinner like me can’t resist.
I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your yesterday. Can I make it up to you by being part of your today, tomorrow, and forever?
I have forgotten how to kiss. Can you please remind me?
My heart leaps with joy every time I get a notification indicating your message.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I cross your path once again?
Are you a magician or wizard? Because everytime I set my eyes on you, everything else disappears.
Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Have you got a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a fruit or vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you composed of tellurium and copper? since you’re a Cu-Te.
Will you join me for a picture? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a time traveler? Because I can definitely see you in my future.
I assumed that this was a pub, but you are a work of art, so I must be in a museum.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Your smile has been illuminating the space all night, so I had to stop by and say hi.
My name is (your name). Do you still recall me? We’ve only ever met in my dreams, I see.
I would group ‘U’ and ‘I’ together if I could change the alphabet’s order.
Do you have a parking fine? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.
You play soccer, right? You’re a keeper, that’s why!
Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Are you a boy scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
If we were to compare our love to a book, it would be a bestseller.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
I must be reading a very significant passage from a textbook because meeting you makes my day.
You must be baking soda if I’m vinegar. Because you make me feel all effervescent inside!
Baby, you would be what they refer to as fine print if you were words on a page!
I’m wearing the smile you gave me, by the way.
My mobile phone has stopped working because it doesn’t have your phone number.
Are you certain you’re not a magnet? Because I’m starting to feel attracted to you!
You and coffee are the only two things that can awaken my senses!
Before I met you, I did not believe in ‘love at first sight!’
You make my heart skip a beat.
If you were a song, you’d be the only song I listen to.
I am pretty; you are cute. Together we can make a pretty cute couple!
It would take me days and nights to tell you how beautiful you are.
My heart is locked, and only you have the key to it!
I am no thief, but I can steal your heart!
Your eyes hold all the beauty of this planet.
When you dropped from heaven, did you hurt yourself?
I believe that God heard my prayers! Here’s my Prince Charming!
Are you cold? You can use me as a blanket.
Are you an electrician? Because you light up my whole world!
Happiness doesn’t begin with “h” for me; it begins with “u.”
Before I met you, I used to believe that Disneyland was the most enchanted place on earth.
You can call me a vaccine because I can do anything to keep you safe!
Are you a Bluetooth device? You pair well with me!
I want a parachute because I’m falling in love with you!
What sweetener do you prefer? Honey or dates with me?
You have to be a thesaurus because you make my life more meaningful!
You and my future partner look alike!
Hey there, my name is Chance. Do I have one with you?
Four plus four adds up to eight, and you plus I add up to fate!
I hope you are familiar with CPR, because you took my breath away.
What do you do for a living, other than taking my breath away?
I should protest to Spotify for not having you listed as the hottest single of the week.
Your eyes are like the sea; I could spend all day swimming in them.
I see a very kind soul when I look into your eyes.
If you are here, could you please let me know who is in charge of Heaven?
You would be guilty as charged if being sexy were a criminal.
The Bible commands us to think only of things that are good and pleasant. I’ve therefore been considering you all day.
I would never play hide and seek, because finding someone like you is impossible.
What do the Little Mermaid and I have in common, do you know? We both desire to live in your world.

You would be “Optimus Fine” if you were a Transformer.
Although I’m not generally religious, I knew you were the answer to my prayers the moment I saw you.
Since I just purchased life insurance, I’m incredibly glad I did since when I first saw you, my heart stopped.
Wow, God was really strutting his stuff when he created you.
I’m not sure if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I developed a crush for you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I were a cat, I would live with you for all nine of my lives.
Although I do not currently donate my organs, I would be pleased to offer you my heart.
Do you see my pal there? S/he is asking if you find me cute.
Are you good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
You see, I’m not very good at flirting. How about attempting to pick me up instead?
I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
Did we attend the same school? We seemed to have chemistry, I swear.
Need a raisin? No? Why not go on a date?
You owe me a drink, because I dropped mine when I saw you.
Will you be my nothing since they say nothing lasts forever?
Would you like to go outside and get some air? You made me lose breath.
Although my parents warned me against talking to strangers, I’ll make an exception for you.
To quote Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.”
I’m studying historical milestones; would you like to be one of them?
Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.
Next week, let’s have tacos and margaritas and taco ‘bout how awesome you are.
Now that I’m here, you can delete that dating app.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
We’d make a terrific pair if we were socks.
Are you not worn out from running in my head all day?
Well, I’m here! What are your other two desires?
Have you just been taken out from an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
I’m new to the area; could you provide me directions to your home?
Did you do something to my eyes? Because I seem to be unable to take them off you.
I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
I’ve been told I’m good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it?
I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year, can I have your picture please?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
You’ve got some nice arms. Can I see how they feel around me?
Now that I’ve seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
Are you a fan of Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me.
Feel free to call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.
Have you got a pencil? Because I want to write our future while erasing your past.
Hello, I just wanted to say thanks for the gift. I’ve had this smile on my face ever since you gifted it to me.
Please drive me to the hospital because I broke my leg falling for you.
If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
I’m lost. Can I have directions to your heart?
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
What is the lovely fragrance you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do you flirt with a guy without being obvious?

The best way to flirt with a guy without being obvious is by making eye contact and showing interest in him. So smile when you are with him, play with your hair, and touch him casually. Use your conversation skills, compliment him, and ask questions to show that you are interested in knowing them better.

2. What can I say to flirt with a guy?

Make him comfortable while talking by being a good listener. Be cheesy, playful, and witty, and keep him guessing. Tease him a little and give genuine compliments. Be confident and say things that subtly let him know that you are into him.

3. Is flirting cheating?

There is a safety line when flirting with a guy while in a committed relationship. It is said that anything you talk to a person that you can’t share with your partner can be cheating. However, it all depends on the boundaries you set and follow in your relationship.

Funny and endearing flirting quotes for him may help you win his heart. Flirting shows your interest in a deeper relationship with your partner, and it can strengthen your bond. In a relationship, sending flirty quotes is normal as long as your partner takes it humorously. Flirting makes people feel good about themselves and helps in keeping a relationship alive. You may use flirting quotes to dazzle your man, and funny flirting quotes can make him laugh or giggle. You may also choose a customized quote that suits your relationship to make it sentimental and heartwarming.

Infographic: Ultimate Flirting Quotes For Him

It is crucial to keep the spark alive in a relationship, even when you are not with each other. We bring you a list of flirtatious quotes in the following infographic to share with your partner. Do read through them and save them on your phone to keep them handy.

Unlock your flirtatious side and spice up your relationship with these 18 flirty and cute texts to send your man. These messages will surely make him swoon.