100 Funny Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

100 Funny Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

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Dinosaurs, which roamed the earth around 66 million years ago, never fail to astonish us. They have been long extinct, but we read about them in books, stories, and movies. There are also a few successful movie franchises on dinosaurs.

In this post, we bring you hilarious jokes about these monstrous animals. Besides the chuckles that these dinosaur jokes are sure to bring about in children, they can also pique your children’s interest and make them want to learn fascinating facts and information about these giant animals.

So, let’s jump right in and tickle your child’s funny bones.

100 Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

1. What do you get when a dinosaur crashes its car?
A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

2. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no roads then!

3. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because it ate the mouse

4. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?

5. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!

6. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
The PRONTOsaurus!

7. What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?

8. What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!

9. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

10. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

11. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork

12. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?

13. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
Because it had a dino-SORE!

14. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist then

15. Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
Because their tales are so long

16. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
Anything you like — it can’t hear you!

17. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
It wanted to tie up the score!

18. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t shut!

19. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer

20. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane!

21. What did the dinosaur put on its steak?

22. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because it could really spike the ball!

23. What followed the dinosaur?
Its tail!

24. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

25. What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.

26. What’s the nickname for someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

27. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?

28. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score

29. What did the dinosaur use to cut wood?
A dino-saw

30. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?

31. Which clothing brand is the favorite of dinosaurs?

32. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs

33. What happened after the dinosaur took the school bus home
It had to bring it back.

34. What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long Distance!

35. What did the dinosaur say to the traffic policeman after the car crash?
I’m-so-saurus, officer!

36. What did the T-Rex say at lunch time?
Let’s grab a bite!

37. Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
The Chile-saurus

38. What was T Rex’s favorite number?
Eight (ate)!

39. Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget anything?
Because no one ever tells them anything!

40. Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any dinosaur! A house can’t jump!

41. What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!

42. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
Tea, Rex?

43. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!

44. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!

45. Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money?
The dino-store!

46. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw!

47. What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing?

48. What do you call twin dinosaurs?

49. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust

50. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

51. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the lavatory?
Because the pee is silent!

52. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

53. What do you call a dinosaur that’s as tall as a house and has long, sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?

54. How did the dinosaur feel after it ate a pillow?
Down in the mouth

55. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A tyranno-chorus

56. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!

57. What do you call a dinosaur after a break-up with their girlfriend?
Tyrannosaurus ex

58. What do you call a dinosaur fart?

59. Can you name ten dinosaurs in ten seconds?
Yes, one gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!

60. What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl

61. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?

62. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
“Keep the climate change.”

63. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
A Toys-“R”-Us

64. Describe a dinosaur egg in one word?

65. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

66. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones!

67. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

68. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush!

69. Which is the scariest dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl

70. How do you know that a Seismosaurus is under your bed?
When your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!

71. What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous-Rex

72. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus!

73. How can you tell if there’s an Allosaurus lying in your bed?
You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.

74. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
Fossil fuel

75. Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
You bet Jurassican

76. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones!

77. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!

78. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing a dinosaur with orange patches!
Doctor: Hmmm… Have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just a dinosaur with orange stripes.

79. When can three giant dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
When it is not raining!

80. What dinosaur had the worst vision?
Tyrannosaurus specs!

81. What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken?
He got tyrannosaurus pecks!

82. Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they didn’t know how to barbecue!

83. What kind of dinosaurs make good policemen?

84. What kind of dinosaurs used to burst suddenly?

85. What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich

86. What vehicle does a Tyrannosaurus rex use to travel from planet to planet?
A dino-saucer

87. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A dinosaur’s shadow

88. What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making business?
Try Sarah’s Tops

89. Jake: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Sarah: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Jake: What good would that do? He can’t read!

90. What did the caveman say as he slid down the dinosaur’s neck?
“So long!”

91. What is a Stegosaurus’s favorite playground toy?
A dino-see-saw-r

92. What happened when the dinosaur walked through a cornfield?
He made creamed corn.

93. What comes after extinction?

94. What comes after y-stinction?

95. What did the dinosaur say when it saw the volcano erupt?
“What a lava-ly day!”

96. What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter S

97. What does a Tyrannosaurus do when it takes you out to lunch?
First, it pours salt on your head. Then, it gets out its fork

98. What do you get when you cross a Stegosaurus with a cow?
Milk that’s scary to drink!

99. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a glove?
I don’t know, but you shouldn’t stick your hand in it!

100. “Did you hear about the Tyrannosaurus rex who entertained a lot?”
It always had friends for lunch.

There are several ways to keep children engaged, and one of the best ways of doing it is by telling them jokes or funny riddles. We hope these jokes keep them glued, engaged, and entertained for long and awaken their interest in dinosaurs.

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Sravani Rebbapragada

Sravani holds a post-graduate degree in Biotechnology. Being an avid reader, she keeps herself up to date with research. Her interest lies in teaching new things to children in creative ways. For MomJunction, she covers literature and information/ facts articles for kids. Sravani likes to unwind by teaching to her son, spending time with her family, binge-watching TV series and... more