250+ Cute And Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush

Laughter is the path to your loved one’s heart. It helps you grab their attention and cast your magic on them. If you are looking for funny quips and jokes to tell your crush, then your search ends here.

A clean sense of humor and spontaneity can woo your crush, leaving them spell-bound with your cuteness. This exhaustive list has several humorous jokes that may bring an instant smile to your loved one’s face and will impress them with your prowess to make the environment fun and jubilant. It’s time for some friendly banter to tease your crush and make them chuckle.

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250+ Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush

  1. Hey. I’m an unemployed guy with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?
  2. If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
  3. You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
  4. My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  5. You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head, no matter how hard I try.
  6. If I could rearrange the letters, I would put the U and I together.
  7. Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.
  8. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben, who? Been thinking about you all day.
  10. Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
  11. Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  12. Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
  13. Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter? Because you look sweet and delicious.
  14. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  15. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

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  16. I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
  17. Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life.
  18. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  19. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  20. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  21. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  22. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  23. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
  24. Are you a campfire? Because you’re sparking my interest.
  25. Can I take a picture with you to show my friends that angels are real?
  26. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  27. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  28. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
  29. Are you French? Because ‘Eiffel’ for you.
  30. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  31. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  32. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I am spellbound.
  33. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to draw you to me.
  34. If you were a star, you would be the one that lights up my night sky.
  35. Are you a puzzle? Because I cannot seem to figure you out, but I love trying.
  36. Can you walk with me? I want to introduce an angel to my friends.
  37. Are you a baker? Because you have got some buns of steel.
  38. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself falling for you.
  39. Are you a magic pill? Because you make everything feel alright.
  40. Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that dreams do come true.
  41. Are you a traffic sign? Because you have stopped me in my tracks.
  42. Are you a chocolate bar? Because you are so sweet, and I cannot resist.
  43. If you were a book, you would be a bestseller because you are a page-turner.
  44. Are you a rainbow? Because you bring colors to my world.
  45. Can you tie your shoes? Because I do not want you falling for anyone else.
  46. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
  47. If you were a fruit, you’d be a “berry” good catch.
  48. Are you a rollercoaster? Because every moment with you is an exhilarating ride.
  49. If you were a beach, you’d be the one I’d want to spend all my time on.
  50. Can you take me to the doctor? Because my heart is racing when you are around.
  51. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
  52. Are you a barcode? Because I wanna scan you.
  53. Are you a traffic light? Because you’re giving me the green light.
  1. What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
  2. Excuse me, could you tell me what time it is? I have to remember the exact moment I met the person of my dreams.
  3. Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  4. Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.
  5. Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
  6. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  7. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  1. Did you go to bed early last night? Looking at you, I think you got your beauty sleep.
  2. You are just like my car—you drive me crazy.
  3. Why didn’t the skeleton ask his crush out? Because he didn’t have the guts.
  4. Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  5. Are you the sun? Because my whole world revolves around you.
  6. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  7. I was wondering if you had an extra heart—mine seems to have been stolen.
  8. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
protip_icon Quick Tip
You may also try sharing a goofy or bizarre personal experience with your crush to make them laugh and impress them.
  1. Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
  2. Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.
  3. Boy: So, you are going to be a butterfly all night?
    Girl: (puzzled look)
    Boy: You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!
  4. “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
  5. Boy: Hi, is your name Google?
    Girl: No, Why?
    Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for!
  6. Boy: Are your parent’s bakers?
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Cause they made a cutie pie!
  7. You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!
  8. If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
  10. Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun.
  11. We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.
  12. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  13. A girl in a restaurant asked me, “Are you single?”
    I happily replied, “Yes.”
    She took away the extra chair in front of me.
  14. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
  1. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  2. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you!”

    A joke with your special one can double the fun

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  3. I feel so tired every time I meet you… Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I can’t find the way out.
  4. Are you the energizer bunny because you keep going and going through my mind.
  5. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  6. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  7. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle!
  8. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  9. I’m sorry I wasn’t a part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?
  10. Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
  11. I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  12. Excuse me, miss. Can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you.
  13. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  14. You’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter. I want to take you home!
  15. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  16. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    A good joke can brighten your crush's mood and de-stress them

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  17. Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess to me.
  18. Girl, you’re like a car accident. Because I can’t look away.
  19. You must be an angel because your texture mapping is so divine!
  20. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine!
  21. What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. Close the door I am dressing!
  22. My therapist and I have been trying to figure out why I seem to have lost my mind. Then I realized that it’s all your fault. I’m crazy for you.
  23. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  24. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  25. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you turned me on.
  26. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
  27. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
  28. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends an angel has touched me?
  29. Did the sun come out, or did you smile at me?
  30. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?
  31. Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
  32. I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.
  33. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
protip_icon Point to consider
Funny conversations can work wonders while getting close to your crush. So, enjoy the lightness that comes with a funny conversation, and who knows if something wonderful is on cards.
  1. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  2. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  3. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me!
  4. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  5. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  6. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
  7. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  8. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?
  9. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  10. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  11. Hey, you’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  12. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  13. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
  14. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  15. Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
  16. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  17. This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her I’m just looking for matches.
  18. I’m in a long-distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.
  19. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  20. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
  21. I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can’t get a date.
  22. Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them!
  23. I want our relationship to be like a Nintendo DS cartridge. If we have any problems, take it out, blow on it, and put it back in.
  24. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  25. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  26. Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
  27. I’m afraid someone might ask you to leave here pretty soon. You’re just making everyone else look bad.
  28. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  29. This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
  30. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me!

    Joking a great way of spreading positivy to your crush

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  31. Now, what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
  32. Don’t be scared if a man in a red suit puts you in a big red bag. He’s only fulfilling my Christmas wish of receiving you.
  33. You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
  34. You’re sweeter than 3.14.
  35. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
  36. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  37. I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!

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  38. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with him.
  39. What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  40. What do you call someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  41. Hey, do you like Star Wars by any chance? Because “YODA” only one for me!
  42. Are you a math equation? Because you add up to perfection.
  43. Are you a parking meter? Because I would like to feed you my quarters.
  44. I am not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  45. I am not a magician, but I can make your heart disappear.
  46. I am not a fortune teller, but I can see you in my future.
  47. I am not a doctor, but I can prescribe you some love.
  48. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
  49. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re the only one I can turn to for answers.
  50. If you were a book, I could read it all day long.
  51. Are you a camera? Because I want to capture every moment with you.
  52. Are you a dictionary? Because you’re defining perfection.
  53. I am not a parking attendant, but I can give you a ticket to my heart.
  54. I am not a poet, but I can write you a sonnet about how beautiful you are.
  55. I am not a singer, but I can serenade you with my love.
  56. Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re really quite the attention-getter.
  57. Are you a doctor? Because you are the only one who can cure my lovesickness.
  58. Are you a parking ticket? Because I’d like to take you home with me.
  59. Eyes are windows to the heart. Can you see yourself in my eyes?
  60. I am not a dancer, but I know how to move my hips to your heartbeat.
  61. I am not a chef, but I would love to cook you up a meal fit for a king or queen.
  62. You are a magician who can make my dreams come true.
  63. Are you a pirate? Because you have captured my heart.
  64. Are you a donut? Because I want to take a bite out of you.
  65. Are you a volcano? Because you are just too hot.
  66. I think you are a Rubik’s Cube. Because I can spend hours trying to figure you out.
  67. Are you a star? Because you are definitely out of this world.
  68. Are you a time machine? Because I want to go back in time and meet you sooner.
  69. I’m not a writer, but I can write a full novel describing your beauty.
  70. Are you a Ferrari? Because you are out of my league.
  71. I think I found a diamond. You are priceless.
  72. Are you a comedian? Because you make me laugh hard.
  73. Are you a sunset? Because you are so beautiful it takes my breath away.
  74. Are you a song? Because I cannot get you out of my head.
  75. Are you a movie? Because I could watch you over and over again.
  76. Are you a poem? Because you’re so beautiful that it hovers around my head.
  77. Are you a therapist? Talking to you soothes my soul.
  78. Are you an angel? Because you make my world feel like heaven.
  79. Are you a romantic book? Because I cannot put you down.
  80. Are you a campfire? Because you keep my heart warm.
  81. If you were a star, you would be the one I would wish upon.
  82. Your eyes are captivating. I get lost in it each time I look at you.
  83. Are you a rollercoaster? Because I cannot wait for the thrill of being with you.
  84. Can you lend me a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
  85. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, and it is password-protected.
  86. If you were a camera, every snapshot with you would be a memory worth cherishing.
  87. If I had a choice, I would still choose you in my next life.
  88. Are you a chocolate factory? Because I have won the golden ticket to your heart.
  89. If you were a dessert, you would be the sweetest part of my day.
  90. Can you lend me your hand? I want to hold something precious.
  91. Is your name French? Because you have that “je ne sais quoi.”
  92. You are like a bottle of wine aging nicely. I would savor every drop of it.
  93. Are you a cocktail? Because you are the perfect blend of sweetness and allure.
  94. Can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous by showing how happy I am with you.
  95. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  96. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  97. As per my doctor, I have an arrhythmia. But your presence is sure to prove him wrong.
  98. Are you a fine wine? Because the more time I spend with you, the better life becomes.
  99. If you were a song, I would play it on loop.
  100. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because you’ve brought a strong, stable connection to my life.
  101. Can you lend me your dreams? Because I want to be a part of them.
  102. Are you a handwritten love letter? Because you’re a rare and cherished treasure.
  103. Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down, and I want to keep reading your story.
  104. Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we were meant for each other.
  105. Are you a lighthouse? Because you’ve shown me the way to live happily.
  106. If you were a dream, I would never want to wake up from my sleep.
  107. If you were a poem, you’d be my favorite verse.
  108. Can I have directions to your heart?
  109. Are you a cozy blanket? Because being with you feels like a warm embrace.
  110. Are you a camera? Because I smile every time I think of you.
  111. If your kisses were currency, I’d want to be a millionaire.
  112. Are you a bottle of wine? Because I want to age with you.
  113. If you were a song, you’d be the one that’s always stuck in my head.
  114. Are you a butterfly? Because my heart flutters every time I see you.
  115. If you were a flower, you’d be the most beautiful in the garden.
  116. Are you a treasure map? Because I feel lucky to have found you.
  117. If you were a rainbow, you’d be the one that leads to a pot of gold.
  118. If love were a journey, you’d be my favorite destination.
  119. Are you a shooting star? Because I’d make a wish on you every night.
  120. If you were a planet, you’d be the one I’d orbit around.
  121. If you were a beach, I’d want to build sandcastles with you forever.
  122. Are you a snowflake? Because you are so chill.
  123. Are you a thief? You sure have the key to my heart.
  124. Are you real? Because being with you makes me feel like living in a fairy tale.
  125. Are you a starry night? Because I could get lost in your beauty.
  126. If you were a treasure chest, I’d be the lucky one who found the most precious gem.
  127. If you were a coffee, you would be the one I could not start my day without.
  128. You are like a cozy sweater that warms me on a winter day.
  129. If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.
  130. If you were a flower, I would always keep you in my garden.
  131. You are a work of art. Every time I look at you, I am in awe.
  132. Are you a rose? Because you’ve blossomed in the garden of my heart.
  133. Are you a coffee machine? Because you perk up my day every time I see you.
  134. If my life was a spreadsheet, you would be the most important cell in it.
  135. Is your name ‘Meeting?’ Because I cannot seem to get you out of my calendar.
  136. If you were a document, you would be the one I would save as ‘top priority.’

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are jokes a good way to break the ice with a crush?

Using a jest to break the ice with a crush can be a good way to make the mood lighthearted and show your sense of humor, but it’s important to use them appropriately and not rely on them too heavily. A well-placed joke can help ease tension, make a good impression, and create a jovial mood.

2. Can telling jokes to my crush help me build a connection with them?

Humor can be a great way to create a comfortable and enjoyable atmosphere and spread mirth. If your jokes are well received, they can help to establish a rapport and build a sense of shared humor between you and your crush.

3. Should I rehearse my joke before telling it to my crush?

It depends on your personal preference and comfort level. If you are confident and comfortable delivering your joke with some practice, then rehearsing it beforehand could be helpful. However, rehearsing might make you feel more nervous or artificial if you prefer to deliver your jokes spontaneously and naturally.

4. What should I do if my crush doesn’t find my joke funny?

If your crush doesn’t find your joke funny, don’t worry too much about it. It’s normal to have different senses of humor; what might be funny to you might not be funny to them. The most important thing is not to take it personally and avoid dwelling on it. Instead, try to move on, cheer up, and continue to be yourself.

While you may be nervous in the company of your crush, remain cool and collected. You may share any of the jokes listed above with your crush to create an atmosphere of hilarity and keep the conversation going and lighten the mood. However, don’t go overboard with your jokes and pranks, as they may come out as forced and frantic and may ruin the happy atmosphere. Also, be careful to crack it up naturally and don’t force it in between conversations. In comedy, timing, and wit is important. So, select the appropriate time to say something hilarious while ensuring that your jokes do not make others uncomfortable.

Infographic: Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush

We made a list of jokes you can share with your crush whenever you think the conversation is going downhill. With the help of these jokes, you can make your crush laugh out hard and make some good memories together. Who knows! They might even pick up on a few hints from them.

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