80 Really Funny Dog Jokes For Kids

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If your children love dogs and are fond of petting them, you can make them happy by reading out some dog jokes for kids. A dog is a man’s best friend and is often treated as a loyal family member. When your children grow up with dogs, they make beautiful memories. Dogs can help instill a sense of responsibility in children as they need to take care of them. Dogs can make children empathetic and uplift their spirits as they play and spend time with each other. Read on as we have put together a list of funny dog jokes that will make your children roll on the floor laughing.

One Liner Dog Jokes

Fill your house with laughter by sharing these popular one-liner dog jokes with your kids.

1. What dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog!

2. What is a dog’s favorite sport?
Formula 1 drooling!

3. What’s a dog’s favorite song?
Who let the dogs out? Who who …!

4. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog!

5. What’s a dog’s ideal job?

6. What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
Pooched eggs!

7. Name the dog that is afraid of ghosts.
Courage the Cowardly Dog

8. What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!

9. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador

10. Why is a tree like a big dog?
They both have a lot of bark!

11. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

12. Who is the favorite rapper of every dog?
Snoop Dogg!

13. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots!

14. What did one flea say to the other?
“Should we walk or take a dog?”

15. What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree!

16. Why did the dog roll toilet paper down the hill?
So it could get to the bottom!

Interesting Dog Jokes

Share these interesting dog jokes with your children and make them roll on the floor laughing.

17. Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in squares!

18. Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
Because “Frost” bites!

19. In what month do dogs bark the least?
February; its the shortest month!

20. What did the dog say to the flea?
“Stop bugging me!”

21. What kinds of stores do dogs love?
Re-tail stores!

22. What do you call a dog that swallows a ball?

23. What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
That hit the spots!

24. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!

25. Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A Chi-ha-ha!

26. What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly?
He smiled with de-light!

27. What kind of dress shoe does Michael Vick wear?
Hush Puppies!

28. What should you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
Take the words right out of its mouth!

29. How are a dog and a marine biologist similar?
One wags a tail, while the other tags a whale

30. Why did the dog sleep under a car?
Coz he wanted to wake up oily!

31. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That’s ruffffffff!!

32. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.

33. What do you call a dog that sticks its tongue into an electric outlet?

34. Why does no one want to work for dogs?
Because they hound their employees

35. What should you do if your dog eats your pen?
Use a pencil instead!

36. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodledoo!

37. Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock-knock joke?
She won the no-bell prize!

38. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?
A Sub-woofer. Woof! woof!

39. Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!

Clean Dog Jokes For Kids

Children and dogs share a bond that’s nothing less than adorable. Share these clean dog jokes with your child and make them chuckle.

40. Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs!

41. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the Barking Lot!

42. Which dog breed just loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle!

43. Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?

44. What is a dog’s favorite food?
Anything that is on your plate!

45. What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel!

46. Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A hush puppy!

47. What did the dog say to the garden?
“Lettuce Eat!”

48. What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog

49. What did the cat say to the dog?
“Check meow-t!”

50. What kind of dog can track down flowers?
A bud hound

51. Why was the dog sweating so much?
Coz it was a hot dog!

52. Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A bulldog!

53. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trombone!

54. What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf

55. Why was the dog chasing its own tail?
It was just trying to make ends meet.

56. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!

57. What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver!

58. What type of market should you never take your dog to?
A flea market!

59. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun!

60. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A greyhound buzz!

61. Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?
Because they always hit the “paws” button!

62. What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
Bone appetit!

63. What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-tastrophy!

64. What was the special offer at the pet store this week?
Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!

65. Give an example of a clever dog?
We have an amazing, clever dog! He brings in the paper every morning, and we’ve never even subscribed to one!

Puppy Jokes For Kids

Cute little puppies and innocent little children can melt anyone’s heart. Listed below are some jokes about cute puppies!

66. What’s a puppy’s favorite dessert?

67. What’s a pup’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza!

68. What is the puppy’s favorite city?
New Yorkie!

69. What do you call a puppy that’s been out in the cold?
A pupsicle!

70. What do dogs have that no other animals have?

71. What sort of clothes does a pet puppy wear?
A petticoat!

72. What should you say if someone calls your puppy fat?
“My puppy isn’t fat; he’s just a little husky.”

73. What do puppies and storytellers have in common?
They both have tails!

74. What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Slush puppies!

75. Where does a Rottweiller puppy sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!

76. Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper

77. Why do puppies bury bones in the ground?
Because you can’t bury them in trees!

78. What do you call a puppy that goes to the bathroom indoors?
A pet puppy project

79. What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy puppy tale!

80. What did the little puppy say when his owner asked what’s on top of the house?
“Roof Roof”

Whether you own a dog or not, these funny dog jokes for kids are perfect for bringing a big smile to your child’s face. Use these jokes to lighten their mood and fend off boredom, especially if they have a soft corner for canines. You could also use these jokes on their next birthday card. So, fill your home with vibrant and jovial laughter to strengthen your and your child’s bond. After all, spending fun-filled, cheerful times together is one of the best ways to connect with your little ones.

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