150+ Cute, Funny, Romantic And Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Him

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If you are attracted to some cute guy, do not lose him just because you are shy to approach him. Smart pick-up lines can be great conversation starters. Men love it when some appealing pick-up lines are used on them. They tend to pick up the hints quite fast.

The right pick-up lines can even make it easy for you to convey your feelings. In this post, we have collated the cutest pick-up lines that will compel your man to fall for your charm and wit.

Cute pick-up lines for him

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Are you sure you’re not tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
3. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
4. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
5. You’re so sweet; you might give me a toothache.
6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
7. Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you lack some vitamin me.
8. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name Mark?
9. Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
10. You must be a broom ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
11. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you add meaning to my life.
12. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
13. I know a girl who is interested in you. If I were not so shy, I would have told you!
14. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
15. If you were a triangle, you’d be a cute one.
16. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
17. I was wondering if you were an artist because you are so good at drawing me in.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Nothing lasts forever. Would you be my nothing?
20. No wonder the sky is gray; all the blue is in your eyes!
21. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!
22. Do you have Band-aid? ‘Cause I hurt my knees falling for you.
23. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
24. I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.
25. I hope you know CPR. ‘Cause you just took my breath away!

Corny pick-up lines for him

26. You can drive me crazy, and you don’t even need keys.
27. Do you like English Breakfast? Because you look like you would. You’re a hot tea!
28. You are like a cup of hot chocolate; hot and lip-smacking.
29. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be arrested by now.
30. My bed’s broken, so can I sleep in yours?
31. If I am a can of soda, you must be baking soda! Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
32. Does your left eye hurt? Because all day long you have been looking right.
33. Hey, I can’t find my number. May I please borrow yours?
34. Hey, I think I got a problem with my eyes. I can’t stop looking at you.
35. What’s your favorite food? I’m an amazing cook.
36. I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.
37. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
38. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
39. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!
40. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
41. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
42. Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
43. Hey, you must be my phone charger because I’d die without you.
44. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
45. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Funny pick-up lines

46. Have you ever been to the Metropolitan Museum of Art? ‘Cause you’re truly a work of art.
47. Perhaps your name is Wi-Fi because I kind of feel the connection.
48. You really seem expensive! How much does it take to date you?
49. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?.
50. Huh! Just as brave as the internet explorer is to ask you to be its default browser, I am also as brave to ask you on a date.
51. You and my future husband look alike.
52. Are you religious? ‘Cause you are the answer to all of my prayers.
53. Please stop drinking because you will be driving me home.
54. You got the same favorite color as mine. We must be soulmates.
55. Can you be my boyfriend?
56. Life without you is like a broken pencil…. Pointless.
57. I am going to kiss you. If you do not like it, just return it.
58. Are you the online order I placed last week? ‘Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day!
59. Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
60. Is the day sunny today, or did you just smile?

Smooth pick-up lines for him

61. So here I am. What were your other two wishes?
62. So nice to meet you. My name is (your name), and you are …. Gorgeous?
63. Do you have a name, or can I already call you “mine”?
64. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
65. I am not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
66. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
67. You do not need keys to drive me crazy.
68. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw.
69. I do not need twitter; I’m already following you.
70. I know how to read palms. Your heart line says you will be mine soon.
71. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
72. Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all day and night?
73. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
74. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in the future.
75. How does it feel to be the most charming man in the room? 

Knock knock pick-up lines for him

76. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you
77. Knock Knock! Who’s there! Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
78. Knock Knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who because it’s you.
79. Knock Knock! Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
80. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!
81. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
82. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
83. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
84. Knock Knock! Who’s there? India! India who? What’s it gonna take to get India pants.
85. Knock knock! Who’s there? When where! When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you.
86. Knock knock! Who’s there? Ivan! Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.
87. Knock knock! Who’s there? Needle! Needle who? Needle little love right now.
88. Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.
89. Knock knock! Who’s there? Baby owl! Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place.
90. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe! Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe.

Cheesy pick-up lines for him

91. Honey, my hands become sweaty, my arms spaghetti, and knees weak whenever I am with you.
92. Hey, can I take your photo? Because I want to show my mother how my next boyfriend will look like.
93. Can we click a selfie? I want to show you the most handsome man I have ever been clicked with.
94. You look so much like jelly because jam doesn’t shake like you do.
95. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
96. You have to be the best thief ever; you stole my heart just from the other side of the room.
97. I think God made you and broke the mold.
98. You are so lovely! I wish if you were a plant, I could have a whole field of you!
99. Baby, my friends think I am scared of commitments. Can you help me prove them wrong?
100. You are such a bomb; it’s like your dad was in the airforce.
101. Wondering what to do for the rest of your life? Because I would love to spend it with you.
102. Nothin on earth compares to you. I think your parents were aliens.
103. Are you cake? Coz I want a piece of that.
104. For such a fine-tuned body, your dad must have been a mechanic.
105. My phone has this problem. It does not have your phone number. 

Romantic pick-up lines for him

106. You make my life easier with your disarming smiles.
107. I was blinded by your beauty, so I need your name and number for insurance reasons.
108. I just want you to know that when I picture myself happy, it’s with you!
109. I think we are made for each other.
110. You are a walking art exhibit. I could study you for days.
111. The sun can swear that it hasn’t known intense brilliance from any source but you.
112. Did you hear something firing up? It’s my pounding heart!
113. If you wake up in a red, shaking room, do not feel scared! You are in my heart.
114. You are my GPS, darling! Without you, I am lost.
115. Hi! I like your tie!
116. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it is as lovely as you are!
117. Damn! You are so handsome; you made me forget my pick-up line!
118. You may fall from the sky or from your bed, but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!
119. You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong!
120. Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

Cringy pick-up lines for him

121. I’m addicted to yes and allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
122. Guess what I am wearing? It’s the smile you gave me.
123. I want our love to be like Pi, irrational and never-ending.
124. I’ve heard kissing burns about five calories a minute. How about a workout?
125. If I received a nickel for every heartbeat I skip when I look at you, I would be a billionaire by now!
126. Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
127. You are so sweet; you could put Hershey’s out of business.
128. I hear they banned you from school lunch for being so sweet.
129. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
130. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
131. If I were an octopus, all my three hearts would beat for you.
132. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
133. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
134. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.
135. Can you take me to the bakery? ‘Cause I want a cutie pie like you!

Country pick-up lines for him

136. The sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
137. Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
138. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
139. Cowboy up!
140. Don’t flatter yourself, cowboy. I was staring at your truck.
141. Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
142. Here’s my card, call me if you need a buck.
143. Howdy, need a ride?
144. You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
145. You are under arrest. For stealing my heart.
146. I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
147. I must say you guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things.
148. I’ll be in intensive care later. Why don’t you drop by?
149. Oh, baby! When I’m around you, I can’t think straight!
150. I’d like to have a ‘stable’ intimate relationship with you!

Stupid pick-up lines for him

151. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
152. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
153. My friends bet I can’t talk to the most handsome man in the bar! Want to enjoy some drinks on their money?
154. Do you like bananas? ‘Cause I find you a-peel-ing!
155. Did you play soccer? ‘Cause you sure are a keeper!
156. Do you play volleyball? Because I sure dig ya!
157. That’s a great pair of jeans…. They’d look even better on my bedroom floor!
158. If looks could kill, you can be used as a weapon for mass destruction.
159. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!
160. Hi! Do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
161. Don’t tell me if you want to take me out for dinner. Just smile for yes, and do a backflip for no!
162. Do you have a sunburn, or do you always look this hot?
163. You could spam me all night, and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
164. What do you say, we bounce like a bad email?

Christmas pick-up lines for him

165. All I ever want for Christmas is you!
166. Can I take a picture of you so I could show Santa what I want for Christmas?
167. Santa must have come early because you’re first on my Christmas list.
168. Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
169. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
170. That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
171. Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
172. Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
173. Won’t you ride my sleigh tonight?
174. Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.
175. Like candy canes and Christmas, You and I are mint for each other.
176. You’re so hot! You’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
177. Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
178. I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

Find a pick-up line that you can carry with confidence, and don’t just say it for the sake of it. Say it in a clever way to make it sound all the more attractive! One of these pick-up lines might prove to be a great conversation starter, who knows!  So women, step up your game and go all out to charm the man you like!