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Being humorous adds to the fun element of a relationship. Most of us love it when our partners spontaneously break into funny love poems or jokes and have a witty, lighthearted approach to life. You may display your whimsical and comical side by sharing funny phrases and poetry with your loved ones to have bouts of laughter and fun together.
For those looking for fun love poem ideas, this post will help you discover some funny love poems for your significant other. So pick your choice and share it with your partner to spread smiles and cheers in the relationship.
Funny Love Poems For Him
Love can be expressed in many ways. Whether it is through words or actions, it is essential to keep up the spark in the relationship. Show your funny side to the special guy in your life with any of these poems for him.
1. Handsome Man
My handsome and wonderful man, I love you,
I feel like my life is so fresh and so new.
Thank you for all that you do for me,
It’s because of you that I feel so very free.
You truly are the best man in town,
Now do me a favor and put the seat down!
— Unknown
2. Funny Love Poem
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I tried to write funny love poems for you,
I attempted as well some cute and silly ones too.
But it seems I haven’t yet learned how to rhyme,
So, I beg of you, honey, please give me some time.
One of these days, I will figure it out,
Until then, I hope that you will not pout.
Trust me, my man, you really do inspire me,
I’m just not good with words, as you can plainly see.
It’s not that easy to come up with love poems, you know,
So, for now, I’ll just find another way for my love to show.
— Unknown
3. Roses Are Red
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He’s in love with me,
And not exactly for you.
And if you take my place,
I’ll take my plate and smash your face.
— Unknown
4. I Know You Got a Thing For Me
I know you got a thing for me,
But there’s a few things I first must say.
If you really are interested in me,
Then you must know these things today.
I’m not the perfect girl,
I will annoy and anger you,
I’ll nitpick and complain,
Until my face turns blue.
I may yell and shout a lot,
And I’ll carry on for a while.
I’ll tell you to shut up sometimes,
And to wipe away that smile.
I may whine and kick and scream,
If I don’t get my way.
And remind you that you’re useless,
And even ask you if you’re gay.
I’ll tell you not to hang out with friends,
And forbid you from staying out late.
You’ll never get to hold the remote,
And I’ll do all sorts of things you hate.
Don’t forget you’ll have to go shopping,
And wait for me for hours,
I’ll make you do the laundry,
And require you to buy me flowers.
But don’t you worry, don’t you fear,
You already know I’m a catch by now,
I just wanted to remind you, honey,
I’ll put up with you somehow.
— Unknown
5. You’re My Love
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You’re my love and angel,
You’re my sugar and honey,
You’re my jewel and treasure,
I’m broke and in need of money.
— Unknown
6. My Eyes
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My eyes are full of tears
That they can see no more
I wish you were here
To chop these onions for me.
— Unknown
7. Sweet Misery
When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it’s hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
I hardly eat a bite.
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts, and I go down
as if I’ve got the bends.
Love’s causing me sweet misery–
I hope it never ends!
— Susanna Rose
8. Proper Treatment
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I thought love had it in for me,
it didn’t treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!
— Susanna Rose
9. You and Me
You, me, we
Two souls stuck together, like a piece of meat
You, me, us
My love shines bright for you, like a big yellow bus
You, me, us two
My love for you can be smelled for miles
Like an old stinky shoe
—- Unknown
10. Let Me Count the Ways I Love You
Let me count the ways I love you.
First you bring me flowers, then a mug of tea,
you let me see my favorite shows no need to even plea.
I can tell you love me it is plain to see
just like that pimple just behind your knee.
—Unknown
11. I Chose to Love You
Some roses are red
Some violets are blue
Some say love is blind
And I know this is true
If you think this is a lie
Just look at me and you
I could have dated myself
But instead I chose to love you
—Unknown
12. My Love
I have gotten to know you so very well
I’ve even noticed when you start to smell
You share almost everything with me
When we gossip, you say “spill the tea”
You have become my best friend
That is no lie
We can giggle together
We laugh till we cry
Even when you can be a little gross
You are the man I love the most
—Unknown
13. Our Love, It Has Grown
Our love, it has grown
Similar to your age
We have come so far
And have been through ups
And through downs.
Hopefully you can take
One more year of me being a clown.
—Unknown
14. X-Ray Of My Head
My dear, I’ve got some important news,
Please know it’s nothing bad,
But today I had to X-ray my head,
And your picture is all it had!
—Unknown
Funny Love Poems For Her
If your girl is angry or upset with you, or you simply want to express your ardent love for the special girl in your life and bring a smile to her face, read these entertaining poems.
15. Honey, if you’ll please recall
Honey, if you’ll please recall,
The day we met, I was not smooth at all,
So please give me another chance right now,
To hit on you again and make you say wow!
I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes,
I must have won a contest, and you must be my prize!
Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want?
You look so delicious you must own a restaurant!
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes,
I’ve gotta ask if you want some fries with those shakes.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Be my Cinderella, because the shoe fits you.
I must be dead, cuz I see an angel right now,
You’re so gorgeous you should take a bow.
Oops, I lost my phone number, could I have yours?
So you’re the reason for all of those wars!
Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
Would you like to be a queen, so I can be your king?
I was taught to pursue my dreams, so I’m gonna chase you, okay?
Your feet must hurt from running around in my mind all day.
I’m sorry I forgot all these pick-up lines when we first met,
But if you’ll recall, that’s cuz of all my drool and sweat!
— Unknown
16. The time has come to pop the question
The time has come to pop the question,
Will you spend your life me?
And before you answer, I want you to know,
A “yes” comes with a shopping spree!
— Unknown
17. Your Love Is So Crisp
Your love is so crisp
As wafer in the pack
You know your love is
My favourite snack
Oh, Please I was just kidding
Now, you don’t need to smack.
Lol.. Love you so much.
— Unknown
18. If You Feel Cold
If you feel cold
I can warm you up
If you are sad
I can cheer you up
If you are hungry
We can share an egg cup
But if you need money
Sorry, I have to shut up.
— Unknown
19. Whenever I See
Whenever I see your eyes
There is something that I feel
You look so sleepy
As a bear after a meal.
— Unknown
20. I Can Rise And Shine
I can rise and shine, but not at the same time,
You’ll have to pick one, or you’ll miss all the fun.
It’s the wrong side of the bed or the pounding in my head,
It must be all that beer, but there’s nothing to fear.
For despite my bad smell, I plead you not to yell,
And though I am lazy, please don’t get all crazy.
After all, I’m a man; I’m a male, just a guy,
And you knew what you were getting into when you gave us a try!
— Unknown
21. Did You Notice
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Did you notice I remembered to put the seat down?
And that I washed all the dishes last night?
Were you aware of how attentive I was,
When you came home in such a fright?
You may have noticed; I’m doing so well,
Listening to all the things you request.
I’m adapting myself and becoming a better man,
I even massage you when you are stressed.
Remember the day I took the trash out,
And wiped down the counter so well?
If you’ll recall I made breakfast in bed,
I’m trying so hard, can’t you tell?
And just in case you hadn’t noticed,
This poem is especially for you.
And if you don’t like it, my darling angel,
Well, sorry, there’s just nothing I can do.
— Unknown
22. My One True Love
In a world where feelings are expressed through a meme,
Love affairs are quick to lose steam.
My love for you transcends digital walls,
In my heart, you are my one and only queen.
In digital language, you are the emoji that makes me smile,
Now hold my coffee, I’ll be back in a while.
— Unknown
23. Preheat the Oven of Love
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs
Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half
Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share
Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must
Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast
Just like your new love make it last.
— Unknown
24. I Love You More
I love you.
I love you more.
I’ll love you forever.
I’ll love you until the end of time.
I love you more than anyone in the entire universe.
I love you more than coffee.
I love you more than chocolate.
I love you more than my parents.
I love you more than your parents.
I love you more than Game of Thrones.
I love Game of Thrones more, sorry babe!
—Unknown
25. You and I Are in Love
You and I are in love
So when you laugh
I laugh
You cry, I cry
You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You smile, I smile
You jump off a bridge
I’m going to miss you.
—Unknown
26. Beauty and the Beast
You must hear the shock and awe
when we walk down the street
as people, loudly say,
“Why that’s Beauty and the Beast!”
What a strange pair,
What a weird sight,
A lovely, bright flower
and a creature from the night,
I know you hear them
’cause I do, too,
I don’t understand
how they can say that about you!
—Unknown
27. Ever Since
Ever since I laid my eyes on you
I have been wanting to ask you something
Something that has been eating me up
I knew I had to ask it when I got the chance
Are you on twitter?
So that I can follow you
—Unknown
Note: The poems in this collection are not original works of MomJunction but have been sourced from various authors. No claim of ownership is being made by us. Credit has been given wherever the details were available. If you are the original author of any poem and wish to have it credited or removed, please contact us. We value the creative rights of authors and will address your request promptly.
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Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can a love poem make me laugh and feel love at the same time?
Yes. Love poems can make you laugh, and feel love at the same time since love is an emotion that is capable of bringing about different emotions, from happiness to laughter and even sadness, at the same time.
2. How do poets balance comedy and romance in their love poems?
Poets balance comedy and romance in their love poems by using smart wordplay, playfulness, and humorous metaphors. They also use different elements in a jocular or hilarious manner, such as sarcasm, irony, and emotions of desire, to create the perfect harmony of love and humor.
3. Can a funny love poem be just as meaningful as a serious one?
Yes. A funny love poem or verse can be just as meaningful as a serious one, as poets often choose to represent precious and important moments and aspects of a relationship in a fun and jolly way to keep the readers engaged.
4. Can funny love poems help people connect better?
Yes, humor and laughter can bring people together, irrespective of their differences. Therefore, a funny love poem can pave the way for a cheerful and lively connection between two individuals.
Poems can help you express your deepest feelings and emotions. They can effortlessly convey things that you often can’t say in words and help you make your loved one feel special. So share these romantic and funny love poems with your partner to display your love with some light-hearted fun. These funny and endearing poems will add humor to your relationship and will make your partner smile, if not laugh. So, pick a few poems you like and read them with your partner to spend affectionate, joyful, and quality time together.
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