21 Romantic And Funny Love Poems For Him/Her

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Humor is an essential ingredient of a relationship. Wouldn’t you love it when your partner gives a comical, lighthearted approach to life? Show your humorous side by sharing some funny words and poems and have moments of laughter with your significant other.

If you are looking for some ideas, we make it easy for you with funny love poems for him and her in this post. Share them with your beloved and keep your relationship cheerful.

Funny Love Poems For Him

Love can be expressed in many ways. Whether it is through words or actions, it is essential to keep up the spark in the relationship. Show your funny side to the special guy in your life with any of these poems for him.

1. Loving An Xbox Vs. Me

I don’t have a controller,
And I don’t have a screen,
I don’t need to be plugged in,
I’m not grey and green.

I can’t make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can’t put me on a shelf,
Because I’m not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can’t insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.

— Sarah Allen

2. Amazing Man

How did you get to be such an amazing man?
Never have I seen someone who can do all you can.
I look at you and gasp in awe,
You are the best that I ever saw.
You are the perfect man for any woman,
You’re just so good at making me grin.
Everything you do is so perfect for me,
You are precisely my cup of tea.
Now I suppose I should give credit where credit is due,
And remind myself that I did a great job retraining you!

— Unknown

3. Handsome Man

My handsome and wonderful man, I love you,
I feel like my life is so fresh and so new.
Thank you for all that you do for me,
It’s because of you that I feel so very free.
You truly are the best man in town,
Now do me a favor and put the seat down!

— Unknown

4. Funny Love Poem

I tried to write funny love poems for you,
I attempted as well some cute and silly ones too.
But it seems I haven’t yet learned how to rhyme,
So, I beg of you, honey, please give me some time.
One of these days, I will figure it out,
Until then, I hope that you will not pout.
Trust me, my man, you really do inspire me,
I’m just not good with words, as you can plainly see.
It’s not that easy to come up with love poems, you know,
So, for now, I’ll just find another way for my love to show.

— Unknown

5. Roses Are Red

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He’s in love with me,
And not exactly for you.
And if you take my place,
I’ll take my plate and smash your face.

— Unknown

6. I Know You Got a Thing For Me

I know you got a thing for me,
But there’s a few things I first must say.
If you really are interested in me,
Then you must know these things today.

I’m not the perfect girl,
I will annoy and anger you,
I’ll nitpick and complain,
Until my face turns blue.

I may yell and shout a lot,
And I’ll carry on for a while.
I’ll tell you to shut up sometimes,
And to wipe away that smile.

I may whine and kick and scream,
If I don’t get my way.
And remind you that you’re useless,
And even ask you if you’re gay.

I’ll tell you not to hang out with friends,
And forbid you from staying out late.
You’ll never get to hold the remote,
And I’ll do all sorts of things you hate.

Don’t forget you’ll have to go shopping,
And wait for me for hours,
I’ll make you do the laundry,
And require you to buy me flowers.
But don’t you worry, don’t you fear,
You already know I’m a catch by now,
I just wanted to remind you, honey,
I’ll put up with you somehow.

— Unknown

7. You’re My Love

You’re my love and angel,
You’re my sugar and honey,
You’re my jewel and treasure,
I’m broke and in need money.

— Unknown

8. My Eyes

My eyes are full of tears
That they can see no more
I wish you were here
To chop these onions for me.

— Unknown

9. Sweet Misery

When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it’s hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
I hardly eat a bite.
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts, and I go down
as if I’ve got the bends.
Love’s causing me sweet misery–
I hope it never ends!

— Susanna Rose

10. Proper Treatment

I thought love had it in for me,
it didn’t treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!

— Susanna Rose

Funny Love Poems For Her

If your girl is angry or upset with you, or you simply want to express your love for the special girl in your life and make her laugh, read on along these poems.

11. Stuck On You

You’re sucrose; you’re glucose,
You’re fructose and more,
From your head to your feet…
Which are stuck to the floor.

You’re Hershey’s; you’re Snickers,
You’re sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You’ll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I’m getting frenetic,
But I can’t even kiss you,
’cause I’m diabetic.

— Kenneth J. Miller

12. Honey, if you’ll please recall

Honey, if you’ll please recall,
The day we met, I was not smooth at all,
So please give me another chance right now,
To hit on you again and make you say wow!

I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes,
I must have won a contest, and you must be my prize!
Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want?
You look so delicious you must own a restaurant!

Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes,
I’ve gotta ask do you want some fries with those shakes.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Be my Cinderella, because the shoe fits you.

I must be dead, cuz I see an angel right now,
You’re so gorgeous you should take a bow.
Oops, I lost my phone number, could I have yours?
So you’re the reason for all of those wars!

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
Would you like to be a queen, so I can be your king?
I was taught to pursue my dreams, so I’m gonna chase you, okay?
Your feet must hurt from running around in my mind all day.

I’m sorry I forgot all these pick-up lines when we first met,
But if you’ll recall, that’s cuz of all my drool and sweat!

— Unknown

13. Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There’s nothin like a fifth-grade crush.
When you see that girl, it’s such a rush.

She’s playin hop-scotch with her two best friends.
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn wind.

She is like an angel in your eye.
Wherever she walks, the sun will shine.

Her beauty is that of the most pleasant flower.
Just to have one minute with her shall seem like a hour.

So go talk to her, you coward,
is what you say in your mind, but all you can do is just rub your eyes.

This girl you see has got you in a trance.
Your head all caught up in this puppy love romance.

So who knows? Just go and give it a chance.
You never know what she might think of you, so just walk up to her and play it cool.

But all you can feel is the sweat dripping from your hands,
you’re getting all nervous; you are doomed!

You have no plan!
So as you gather your courage and your chest begins to swell,

Ring! Ring! Ring!
Thank you, Jesus, for they have rang the bell.

— Aaron M. Delao

14. A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady.
Take a deep breath; we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck.
Just touching her makes me euphoric.
Across her body, my right-hand goes.
I’ve been practicing; believe me, it shows.

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady,
Take a deep breath; we both are ready.

Another deep breath, the tension mounts.
Have to stay focused; every moment counts.
I am ready; let’s get movin’.
Here it goes, we both start groovin’.

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady,
Take a deep breath; we both are ready.

I start out slow to get in the swing.
As I do, she starts to sing.
The sounds and feelings grow more immense.
The movements become more intense.

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady.
Take a deep breath; we both are ready.

She screams and screams while I am gropin’.
My heart stops as I see the door open.
My mom walks in and with a frown.
Says, “Your guitar is too loud; please turn it down.”

— Jared M. Stein

15. The time has come to pop the question

The time has come to pop the question,
Will you spend your life me?
And before you answer, I want you to know,
A “yes” comes with a shopping spree!

— Unknown

16. Your Love Is So Crisp

Your love is so crisp
As wafer in the pack
You know your love is
My favourite snack
Oh, Please I was just kidding
Now, you don’t need to smack.
Lol.. Love you so much.

— Unknown

17. If You Feel Cold

If you feel cold
I can warm you up
If you are sad
I can cheer you up
If you are hungry
We can share an egg cup
But if you need money
Sorry, I have to shut up.

— Unknown

18. Whenever I See

Whenever I see your eyes
There is something that I feel
You look so sleepy
As a bear after a meal.

— Unknown

19. I Can Rise And Shine

I can rise and shine, but not at the same time,
You’ll have to pick one, or you’ll miss all the fun.
It’s the wrong side of the bed or the pounding in my head,
It must be all that beer, but there’s nothing to fear.
For despite my bad smell, I plead you not to yell,
And though I am lazy, please don’t get all crazy.
After all, I’m a man; I’m a male, just a guy,
And you knew what you were getting into when you gave us a try!

— Unknown

20. Did You Notice

Did you notice I remembered to put the seat down?
And that I washed all the dishes last night?
Were you aware of how attentive I was,
When you came home in such a fright?
You may have noticed; I’m doing so well,
Listening to all the things you request.
I’m adapting myself and becoming a better man,
I even massage you when you are stressed.
Remember the day I took the trash out,
And wiped down the counter so well?
If you’ll recall I made breakfast in bed,
I’m trying so hard, can’t you tell?
And just in case you hadn’t noticed,
This poem is especially for you.
And if you don’t like it, my darling angel,
Well, sorry, there’s just nothing I can do.

— Unknown

21. You And I Are In Love

You and I are in love
So when you laugh
I laugh
You cry, I cry
You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You smile, I smile
You jump off a bridge
I’m going to miss you.

— Unknown

Poems are a great way to express your feelings. When our lives are so hectic in the present age and day, enjoying a few minutes of solitude with our partner reading a few funny love poems helps to reconnect with each other. Unwind and laugh together, keeping alive the humorous side of your relationship.