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Have you ever heard someone associate pregnancy with creepy? Even if we all have thought the word at least at some point in our lives, nobody would dare say creepy or ugly when talking about pregnancy. After all, it is one of the most wonderful phases of a woman’s life. That is until you see a childbirth video. Ooh, how messy things can get. A screaming, perspiring and evidently angry woman is trying to pop out an alien-looking creature from down the lady bits. There’s bloodshed with some slimy stuff coming out of the lady hole. And no, it’s not pretty.
Take a look at 8 creepy pregnancy GIFs that are anything but beautiful. PS: Don’t worry, it’s not childbirth.
1. Spin The Bottle
It’s hard to imagine a real pregnant woman spinning on her belly. Especially when they are fully pregnant. We genuinely hope this woman is not actually pregnant as we cannot imagine what the fate of the baby would be in such a case. Agreed we are no doctor, but this is a big no-no for any pregnant woman.
2. ‘It’s Close To Midnight And Something Evil’s Lurking In The Dark..’
Our guess is that this lady is dancing to the Micheal Jackson song, Thriller. This GIF is not so creepy but funny. Pregnant women are asked to do all sorts of stuff to induce labor. And this woman clearly took it up a notch by grooving to the MJ hit song. We love how badass this mother is and those moves sure look fun with a huge belly. What do you think?
3. The Other Wordly Creature Planning An Escape
Sure, baby movements are something that every pregnant woman looks forward to during their pregnancy. After all, it helps us know that the baby is doing great. But baby kicks can easily move from beautiful to creepy when the baby starts playing leapfrog inside the womb. And looking at the woman’s face, it’s no fun for the mom.
4. The Extraterrestrial Is Channeling Something
Your baby has grown from the size of a poppy seed to a tiny human by now. But the movements you have been oh-so-desperately waiting to experience can be anything but magical. This baby is clearly having a gala time in the belly rolling around. We wonder if the mom is having as much fun.
5. The Balance Beam
This mother has decided to make a game out of her baby’s movements by placing a glass over her belly. Fingers crossed the baby doesn’t knock over the glass on the belly. However, it also looks like a game of the ouija board where the woman is trying to summon the spirit.
6. That’s No Baby
Whoever said baby kicks are wonderful has never actually seen a baby kicking inside the uterus. It looks like an alien has possessed the woman’s womb and is now carrying out an alien operation inside. If it were me, I would be terrified.
7. Please Don’t Come Out Just Yet
Though this woman is having the best time of her life, we are seriously concerned about the baby’s safety. The woman is evidently in her last trimester and from what we see, she is probably going to give birth any minute now. Maybe it’s to get the contractions going. Anything to get the baby out. We totally understand!
8. Mindy – The Camel With Two Humps
Is it two or three? Hard to say. We bet it has to be uncomfortable when the baby is constantly on a roll.
Regardless of how creepy or uncomfortable some of these GIFs make us feel, an active baby is a happy baby. And that is all that matters. All jokes aside, we also love how some of these women embraced their baby bump and even taught us a few dance moves.
