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When you are pregnant, there might be too many unanswered questions on the top of your head, but you haven’t vented them out yet. But when you hear someone making the same noise, you feel so relieved to be in the same boat as them. Thank God, there’s someone who can understand what I am thinking! Stop with your solitary monologs for a while and read through this. We bet you will feel like you are not the only person in the world to have these silly thoughts:
- Is it normal to eat ice-cream with pickles? I mean, I do, but then I don’t want anybody to notice that I eat the wacky combination.
- I had to order an entire large pizza, with a second order placed just half an hour later!
- I hope people don’t notice how much I eat!
- Breaking table manners? I don’t care.
- I can’t imagine the number of times I puked today. My dietician was perplexed as I sat with her during the consultation and I rushed to the loo to make that gag.
- Did my neighbor/ colleague hear my tummy swishes?
- How many visits to the washroom have I made today!
- Do my coworkers notice and excuse me for visiting the washroom so many times!
- A baby nursery already – isn’t it getting expensive?
- It’s appalling to see skyrocketing prices for baby shoes. Do the tiny feet require so much investment?
- By the way, does it make sense to wear shoes when my baby hasn’t started walking yet?
- Pregnancy charm – what the heck does that mean! It’s only looking uglier than usual.
- Am I looking pregnant or obese?
- Or just how heavily pregnant am I looking?
- How I wished I could just keep sleeping all the time.
- Why shouldn’t I go on my maternity leave in the first trimester!
- Is there a dedicated place at work where I can catch up with all the sleep (catch up? Well, I just want to sleep).
- Wonder what gets me fatigued all the time.
- The glow on my face – is it perspiration?
- Awww, I so love these maternity jeans – so much more comfy, unlike the body-hugging stuff.
- How do I control the growing nipples! Plus the revamped lingerie.
- And hello, what’s up with my belly-button? When did it turn out this way?
- What if I go into labor while at work?
- What if my waters break while at work?
- How long do I have to lug this weight inside me?
- Does anybody understand me? At all?
- Countdown to the due date. When will it arrive, for Heaven’s sake!
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