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Turkey Day is almost here! Yes, the day when you come together as a family and gorge on delicious food. You enjoy a lavish spread of cakes, turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. We are talking about a holiday that starts off the holiday season — yup, it’s Thanksgiving Day! The best part about this holiday is that you enjoy sweet moments with your family and close friends when you come together to celebrate everything you’re thankful for. That also means that you get to hear several dad jokes that are mostly not funny. But this year, how about you beat those dad jokes with some of your own? Scroll below as we list out some Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to be a hit on the dinner table:
Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes
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When you hear the word “Thanksgiving”, turkey is almost always the first thing that comes to mind. So, let’s start with some turkey Thanksgiving puns:
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
– Because he sensed fowl play.
What key has legs but cannot open a door?
– Tur-key!
What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call a running turkey?
– Fast food.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
– He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
– Because he was already stuffed!
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
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When it’s Thanksgiving, you know you’re guaranteed a wide spread of delicious food. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and loads of dessert. Therefore, it only seems apt to include a category of food jokes. So, here goes:
What role do green beans play in the Thanksgiving dinner?
– The casse-role.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
– Because it had 24 carrots!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
– Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What did the turkey mom say to her disobedient child?
– If your dad could see what you’ve become now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Kid-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes
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Kids love Thanksgiving because of all the merriment that comes with it! Why should they be left out from the mix of PJs, puns, and dad jokes? Here are a few jokes that are best suited for kids:
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
– Fangs-giving.
What instrument does a turkey play?
– The drumsticks.
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
– Because there was no thyme!
What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
– A har-vest!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
– The turkey-trot.
Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes
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The history of the first Thanksgiving dinner dates back to 1621 when the Plymouth colonists (also commonly known as the pilgrims) and the people of Wampanoag shared a harvest feast during autumn. Ever since, the day has been celebrated by the people of Canada and the USA to commemorate their blessings of the past year. So, a few pilgrim jokes are bound to be a part of the mix:
Why didn’t the pilgrims want to make bread during Thanksgiving?
– Because it is a crummy job.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims.
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
– Plymouth rock.
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
– They wear their buckles on their hats!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
– Pilgrimage.
Knock-Knock Jokes – Thanksgiving Edition
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Are jokes complete without a few knock-knock jokes? Hell no! We are here with a list of knock-knock jokes you’ll love:
When Youâre Conscious Of How Much Youâre About To Eat For Thanksgiving Dinner
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee, who?
Norma Lee, I don’t eat so much!
If You Have A Guest Named Arthur
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur, any leftovers?
Thanksgiving Puns
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These puns are cool and funny, but they are more than just that! They make great captions for your Thanksgiving Instagram posts or stories. You’re welcome! Let’s glam up your Instagram profile with these mouth-watering posts:
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“Let’s get basted!”
“Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe!”
“I have pies only for you!”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“I’m all about that baste!”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much!”
We are not apologetic for the not-so-funny puns. We know you secretly enjoyed them! They are probably better than the dad jokes you hear all the time, and you probably laughed at more than a few of them (it’s okay, you can admit it. We are not judging). Now, it’s time to share these jokes with your family and friends to spread laughter at the Thanksgiving dinner table!
