As someone who’s never been a parent, there are many things many people won’t understand about parenthood. And, if you’ve ever seen a non-parent gazing at you and your baby, only to force a smile when you are about to give them that peevishly questioning look, “Wonder what makes them gape like that?”
There is something about parenthood that non-parents find mystifying. It’s not uncommon for them to imagine themselves with the babies as they try to put themselves in your shoes. Yes, they have momentarily stolen your joy – in their Utopian world. But, you know that everything from birthing to caring for the baby seems bewildering. So, even if you sympathized with them and came to terms with their scrutiny, a barrage of questions soon take over the moment of reconciliation, and you are all but annoyed. And, here are some annoying questions you could expect:
Was It a Normal Delivery Or A C-Section?
I am surprised you should be bothered about this one. Be it an elective method of delivery, or simply the need of the hour, should it matter to you that this body is mine, the pains are mine and so this baby mine.
He’s So Cute, Reminds Me Of A Shih Tzu
Hello, how dare you compare my baby with a dog? I know Shih Tzu’s are the cutest pups ever but have some more grace in appreciating a human baby!
So Are You A Full-Time Mom Now
As if being a full-time mom is cadres lower than a fundamental role at your office. What in your perspective makes a woman more competent? Is it the one who multitasks with the baby in one hand? Or is it the one who can prioritize tasks at her workstation and navigate through the deadlines without the bringing the roof down? And, I bet there are many things that a full-time career woman can’t do as well as a full-time mother.
You Look Tired
Have been hearing that since pregnancy. What, you expected an up and about mom? I haven’t had a decent night’s rest for ages. Caring for my baby and other things have left me drained and tired.
I Know It’s Expensive Out There
Don’t try to be clever. Your slanting question about my baby’s expenses is not in good taste. To you, I can only suggest – save for your child even before you have one.
I Have No Time
Too early to say that. Say that once you have children. You will probably remember, and rather fondly, the time when you weren’t a mom yet, and just how much time you lost complaining that you were busy.
I Never Knew You Would Have A Child So Early
By the way, how early is too early? I have seen so many young men and women who think they aren’t ‘established’ enough to have a baby. They lose half their youth chasing success. Honestly, having a baby is part of it – whether it’s planned or not.
How Much Does Your Babysitter Make
Well, you could have offered to be my babysitter for once. But, you never did. So never mind how much the lady makes because it has become her ‘profession’ and it’s not a good idea to reveal professional secrets.
If I Were A Mom, I Wouldn’t …
Do what? Not allow them to dig into junk food, watch TV, play previous games, make mischief while you are in the kitchen? Single woman say they can manage that, but it just remains a locution until they have children.
Any more remarks on your mind? Think twice before you be blatant with a parent before you become one.
